Lolita & Herb's definitions

lbc

Long Beach Crew - as referred to by the undefeated west coast band, Sublime.

Well qualified to represent the lbc... me... me and Louie.

by Lolita & Herb November 3, 2006

blipped

Defective, messed up, or otherwise janky.

DAYUMM! That bitch's face is blipped!

Shit, holmes. How do you get anywhere in that blipped ride o' yours?

by Lolita & Herb November 3, 2006

Hawthorne

Area south of Los Angeles International Airport known for it's jankiness.

Girl, I ain't driving my ass all the way out to Hawthorne. Why don't I just go to Compton? It's the same shit, mida.

by Lolita & Herb November 3, 2006

whompus

Any man or woman of an obese and sexually frustrated nature with triple chins and a jacrank attitude.

Did you see that fuckin' whompus cut me off?

by Lolita & Herb November 3, 2006

shitfire

A general exclamation denoting surprise, arousal, discontent, or boredom. It's a buffer word. Earliest film reference is Deliverance, starring uber-fit Burt Reynolds.

Damn, you can play that solo. Shitfire!

That guy just cut me off! SHITFIRE!

Shitfire, I'm bored.

Shitfire, you're sexy.

by Lolita & Herb November 9, 2006

flip a cork

To react to an event with frantic shock and surprise, essentially freaking out.

Humbert shall flip a cork when he discovers I've escaped with Quilty.

by Lolita & Herb November 3, 2006

jacrank

To be in a foul or otherwise crappy mood.

Somebody must have shat in your Cheerios, boo. You're all jacrank today.

by Lolita & Herb November 3, 2006