Lolita & Herb's definitions

lbc

Long Beach Crew - as referred to by the undefeated west coast band, Sublime.

Well qualified to represent the lbc... me... me and Louie.

by Lolita & Herb November 3, 2006

jacrank

To be in a foul or otherwise crappy mood.

Somebody must have shat in your Cheerios, boo. You're all jacrank today.

by Lolita & Herb November 3, 2006

B & E

Bacon and eggs, according to Dane Cook. A common breakfast meal.

I'm always game for B & E. That's delicious in my belly.

by Lolita & Herb November 3, 2006

Holy Shitballs

Jim Carrey's exclamation of surprise and shock at the acquisition of new evidence, as seen in "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective". Can also denote happiness, digust, etc.

"Lois Einhorn? Missing hiker? Holy SHITBALLS!"

by Lolita & Herb March 18, 2007

Hawthorne

Area south of Los Angeles International Airport known for it's jankiness.

Girl, I ain't driving my ass all the way out to Hawthorne. Why don't I just go to Compton? It's the same shit, mida.

by Lolita & Herb November 3, 2006

whompus

Any man or woman of an obese and sexually frustrated nature with triple chins and a jacrank attitude.

Did you see that fuckin' whompus cut me off?

by Lolita & Herb November 3, 2006

flip a cork

To react to an event with frantic shock and surprise, essentially freaking out.

Humbert shall flip a cork when he discovers I've escaped with Quilty.

by Lolita & Herb November 3, 2006