Logan Paul's Homosexual Uncle's definitions

God Damn Shawty

A phrase used when one encounters a woman of significant attractiveness and, commonly, impure of heart however this is not required.

God Damn Shawty you wanna come back to my crib?

by Logan Paul's Homosexual Uncle February 16, 2021

Schlime

A combination of the words 'Schlatt' and 'Slime'. This is the word that you use when addressing only the closest homies.

"Ay what's up Schlime, you ready to go buss in the subbys?"

by Logan Paul's Homosexual Uncle November 24, 2020

Slap that shit on like Flex Tape

To like something so much that you use or eat it all the time.

"Yea man I love strawberries so much I slap that shit on like flex tape."

by Logan Paul's Homosexual Uncle November 26, 2018

Breastpacito

A satanic ritual preformed once a year to honor the Despacito gods.

Breastpacito

by Logan Paul's Homosexual Uncle November 26, 2018

Qwertyuiop

The least creative password in the history of the world

"I use qwertyuiop as my password because I have no soul."

by Logan Paul's Homosexual Uncle November 19, 2018

Jake Paul

Gay

Jake Paul is gay.

by Logan Paul's Homosexual Uncle November 19, 2018

Nile

A gay faglord who only thinks about himself and fucks with all your shit.

James was being such a Nile yesterday!

by Logan Paul's Homosexual Uncle November 16, 2018