LoKi's definitions

Derren Brown

Derren Brown is a smug, balding git; A socially inept, poor man's David Copperfield with delusions of grandeur.

"If you don't attempt to make any friends and quit that nerdy magic stuff you'll end up just like Derren Brown!"

by Loki October 28, 2004

PWP

An acronym for "plot? what plot?".
A category of fanfiction, PWP is used to connote a story whose main purpose is erotic stimulation, i.e., pornography.

Warning: this story is nothing more than a little PWP. ^_^

by Loki September 4, 2005

tragic

Being a virgin until your 40.

God, I hope it doesn't happen to me...

by Loki July 16, 2003

Oh My Zod

Variant of Oh My God.
Used primarily by atheists and those who wish to be cool.
Can be condensed to OMZ.

NB: For the uninitiated, it's Zod as in General Zod from Superman.

Oh My Zod! Eve has no nipples!

by Loki March 26, 2005

Heyzeus

Another word for cheese.

Put some heyzeus on that burger bitch

by Loki October 7, 2003

Artimus

Artimus.
The ultimate supreme master.
Your lord and master.

Thesaurus: God, Deity.

"I bow down to the Lord Artimus."
"Save me from the wrath of Artimus."

by Loki May 26, 2003

PYITA

Ancronym for Pound You In The Ass.

Federal PYITA Prison.

"If you do that they'll PYITA"
"I would PYITA for that kolondike bar"
"What would you say if I were to PYITA?"
"How about we go home and I PYITA? Hmm?"

by loki March 28, 2005