Definitions by Lizzy
grandpa's an asshole
When you fucked grandpa did he tell you that he loved you
Did he hold you till the sun did rise
and did he look into your eyes
and ask you to felate him
and stick a finger or two in his ass
He seems like a total asshole
Grandpa is a total fucking asshole
Who would ever want a dirty greasy finger in his ass
he rubs his dick in broken glass
when you fucked grandpa did he kiss you soft and tender
did he tie your hands behind your head
and was it on your mother's bed
and this is stupid man! I can't believe you'd have sex with your own grandfather. I mean you guys are related! Whats he gonna do, take out his false teeth and just leave them on the side of your bed? Man, he likes to fuck you up the bottom, and grandma would come in and watch, and masturbate, and cum all over the place, and this is stupid! I hate you all! I'm not even gonna have sex with my mom tonight! Man, this is stupid! I hate you!
Did he hold you till the sun did rise
and did he look into your eyes
and ask you to felate him
and stick a finger or two in his ass
He seems like a total asshole
Grandpa is a total fucking asshole
Who would ever want a dirty greasy finger in his ass
he rubs his dick in broken glass
when you fucked grandpa did he kiss you soft and tender
did he tie your hands behind your head
and was it on your mother's bed
and this is stupid man! I can't believe you'd have sex with your own grandfather. I mean you guys are related! Whats he gonna do, take out his false teeth and just leave them on the side of your bed? Man, he likes to fuck you up the bottom, and grandma would come in and watch, and masturbate, and cum all over the place, and this is stupid! I hate you all! I'm not even gonna have sex with my mom tonight! Man, this is stupid! I hate you!
grandpa's an asshole by Lizzy March 19, 2005
the faders
Some shitty band who think they're rock when in fact they're just another sugary pop band. When will this world learn?
One of them needs to die her roots, the other thinks she's "hardcore" with her red hair and I can't remember the other member. The music's shit!
the faders by Lizzy March 12, 2005
ello poppet
a term used to greet friends in a fun kind of way, using a funny canadian accent is fun too...
after a while people will start to copy you and you will have to stop saying for a while, then you can start saying it again after it isnt as...annoyingly repeative...
after a while people will start to copy you and you will have to stop saying for a while, then you can start saying it again after it isnt as...annoyingly repeative...
ello poppet by Lizzy February 24, 2005
leeuwin lisa
one of the greatest people who you will ever meet. she's funny, serious yet laid back. she'll make u grin no matter wat ur doin. a total legend in a league of her own. when you meet this chicky you will never want the friendship you've started to end. rock on.
leeuwin lisa by lizzy January 27, 2005
bucket of slut
bucket of slut by lizzy January 24, 2005
window licker
a retard in a car thats having a fit and their tongue is flapping about so it looks as though they are gonna lick the window.
window licker by lizzy January 23, 2005