LizardInACan's definitions

Mud Monster

Having so much fun all the time you wouldn't even know you were covered in shit.

I was such a mud monster at Jessica's party last night.

by LizardInACan September 19, 2021

Archetype

When playing magic the Gathering it is a type of dick. These help to discuss the metagame such as an aggro, midrange or control deck.

He was using an aggro archetype and I just couldn't keep up!

by LizardInACan September 11, 2022

Hash

A meal made with potatoes cut small. You par bake them and then cook them on the stove with peppers, onions, and bacon (or other meat).

Hey babe want some Hash for dinner?

by LizardInACan September 30, 2024

Finance Park

Finance Park is a field trip that students in Fairfax, Virginia go on in grade 8. The program started in 2010. Students are bussed to a location to work through a simulation of what it is like to be an adult. They have to budget their bills and get a phone plan and utilities from different companies. Real life companies sponsor finance park.

Bruh do you remember Finance Park?

Nah man I grew up in Loudon.

by LizardInACan July 9, 2023

cactus

Something you dont want to put up your butt.

Person 1: yo want my dick
person 2: no thats cactus.

by LizardInACan April 27, 2016

Truist

A bank formed in 2021 from the merger between BB&T and Suntrust banks. They have purple checks. Their app works slightly better than BB&Ts old app.

Just opened an account with Truist.

by LizardInACan October 21, 2021

Mellow Yellow

A shortend way of saying pee.

If it's yellow let i mellow ifit's brown flush it down <<mellow yellow

by LizardInACan November 25, 2012