Definitions by Lizard boots and Lipshitz

quintity 

N- five of something

My friends and I are a quintity to be reckoned with.

quintity by Lizard boots and Lipshitz July 25, 2019

Kardashiots 

N-(1) crazed followers of the Kardashian family (2) The Kardashian family members

The Kardashiots made the front page, again.
Her conversation is full of references to that family, she's such a Kardashiot.

Kardashiots by Lizard boots and Lipshitz July 25, 2019

cuntopian

adj. A society or organization ruled by angry women

If Hillary had won, we would surely live in a cuntopian society

cuntopian by Lizard boots and Lipshitz July 25, 2019

cuntsecutive 

A bitchy woman who is an executive at a firm

My boss is a certified cuntsecutive!

cuntsecutive by Lizard boots and Lipshitz July 25, 2019

Barketing 

An advertising method used to target the canine audience.

The dog food commercial with the dog chasing the chuck wagon is my favorite barketing campaign!

Barketing by Lizard boots and Lipshitz July 25, 2019

Catalanche 

Describing a cat falling spasticly from a high place.

That catalanche broke some of my favorite china dishes!

Catalanche by Lizard boots and Lipshitz July 25, 2019

foul wind ensemble 

A gathering of four or more friends or acquaintances who suffer from extraordinary flatulance.

I'll think we'll skip the foul wind ensemble tonight if we serve something other than chili.

foul wind ensemble by Lizard boots and Lipshitz June 10, 2018