Lizard boots and Lipshitz's definitions

deliver dark souls to Satan

An expression meaning to take a dump.

Will you excuse me while I deliver dark souls to Satan?

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 13, 2019

dunk the munchkins

An expression meaning to take a dump

Will you excuse me while I go dunk the munchkins?

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 13, 2019

smocused

Smoking certain types of marijuana that enable acute focus on the task.

I have a whole lot of paperwork to do, so let me get smocused here.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 13, 2019

gemocide

N: the act of buying an engagement ring for your girlfriend, signaling the end of bachelorhood.

I heard that Jimmy committed gemocide with his girlfriend the other day.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 13, 2019

hobophobic

N: fear of hobos, homeless people and street dwellers

If I had known how hobophobic he was, I would not have walked in downtown LA with him.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 13, 2019

schnoodle

N: a dog breed cross between a schnauzer and a poodle

Jimmy's new puppy is a schnoodle.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 13, 2019

auditeria

N: a large area used both as a cafeteria and an auditorium.

Miss Smith's class is in the auditeria.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 13, 2019