Lizard boots and Lipshitz's definitions

gefluffle

To become tongue tied, made speechless, to have your train of thought derailed in the middle of a conversation

Every time he gets observed, he becomes gefluffled and loses his audience.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 9, 2016

dutch diver

A Dutch diver is a person who dives under the covers to "enter the Dutch Oven" to get the full effect.

If I knew earlier that she was a Dutch Diver, I would have had another bowl of chili!

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 9, 2016

Cunning Linguist

One who has a sharp tongue, has a mastery of words, and is quick with a remark or comeback.

Don't fall for her sales pitch as she is a cunning linguist!

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 14, 2019

sink the eight ball

v- to take a dump

Boys, I have to go sink the eight ball!

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz July 25, 2019

clingone

An acquaintance that won't leave, despite several obvious hints....and then they do, and they're gone!

Good grief! I'm so tired, so glad they left, those friends of yours are clingones.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 11, 2016

hobophobic

N: fear of hobos, homeless people and street dwellers

If I had known how hobophobic he was, I would not have walked in downtown LA with him.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 13, 2019

Kardashiots

N-(1) crazed followers of the Kardashian family (2) The Kardashian family members

The Kardashiots made the front page, again.
Her conversation is full of references to that family, she's such a Kardashiot.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz July 25, 2019