hobophobic

N: fear of hobos, homeless people and street dwellers

If I had known how hobophobic he was, I would not have walked in downtown LA with him.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 13, 2019

smocused

Smoking certain types of marijuana that enable acute focus on the task.

I have a whole lot of paperwork to do, so let me get smocused here.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 13, 2019

traffucked

The situation of sitting in traffic, not being able to move forward, sideways or backwards, knowing you have to be somewhere.

"Honey, I'm gonna be late, I am so traffucked right now."

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz January 28, 2018

drop Timmy in the well

An expression meaning to take a dump.

Will you please excuse me while I drop Timmy in the well?

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 13, 2019

deliver dark souls to Satan

An expression meaning to take a dump.

Will you excuse me while I deliver dark souls to Satan?

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 13, 2019

cuntopian

adj. A society or organization ruled by angry women

If Hillary had won, we would surely live in a cuntopian society

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz July 25, 2019

shumb

When you are wiping your ass and you get shit on the side of your thumb.

That dude came out of the bathroom stall and he had a Shumb and didn't even know it!

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 09, 2016