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Fake news

The twisted way that rednecks, trumptards, and children born of incest justify being so damn stoopid.
Rednecks and trumptards can ignore global warming, Trump's lies, animal extinction, and the teachings of Jesus Christ because to them, it's all fake news.
by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 9, 2018
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Trumpian

Pertaining to extreme racism, ignorance, obesity,and tomfoolery.
" How did dimwit donnie end up banging that exchange student Melania?"

" His IQ is in single digits, he hates minorities, and he swindled enough republicans to pay for her green card".

"Damn, donnie may be an orange asshole, but nailing that big-tits slut was a trumpian move!"
by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 9, 2018
mugGet the Trumpianmug.

Baby Trump

An inflatable float- like balloon that you might see in the Macy's Thanksgiving parade. It was first floated by Brits who (like every sane human being) hate Donald Trump. It is a fat orange orangutan like baby wearing a diaper that os probably full of shit, just like donnie himself.
Bob: " Hey Kenny, did you see Baby Trump at the anti-Trump rally the other day?"

Kenny: "LMFAO! I sure did. The likeness to the real piece of shit Dotard is uncanny!"

Bob :" I just started a Go Fund Me page so that we can pay to have Baby Trump flown over for his impeachment.

Kenny: " Fucking AWESOME!!"
by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 15, 2018
mugGet the Baby Trumpmug.

Putin

The fake news media reported that donnie trump was the 45th U.S. president, but Mueller's investigation revealed that Vladimir Putin had actually won the election.
by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 10, 2018
mugGet the Putinmug.

Justifiable homicide

The mercy killing of anyone with the surrname Trump, any registered republican, or anyone who lives in a red state.
"Kenny drove his SUV through the crowd at the Trump rally in Wisconsin. He killed 43 trumptards and wounded a hundred more."

" Oh shit! Kenny is fucked now, I think Wisconsin has the death penalty!"

" LOL! No worries my friend, Wisconsin is a red state, and all of the stiffs are trumptards. It's justifiable homicide. They might even give him a medal".
by Littlehandsdonniedotard June 27, 2018
mugGet the Justifiable homicidemug.

Confederate flag

Flag flown by the southern (losing) states in the American Civil War. It used to just represent racism, hatred,and slavery - but now includes all red state "values", including xenophobia, jingoism, treason, incest, and gun ownership. In short, representing all things deplorable in human nature.
When Steve ran out of toilet paper he thought about using a Confederate flag to wipe his ass, but he decided to walk around with shit stains rather than handle that deplorable symbol of bigotry and hatred.
by Littlehandsdonniedotard June 27, 2018
mugGet the Confederate flagmug.

Melania

A term used to describe any whore who will marry any piece of shit solely for money or a green card.
"Who's that bimbo with the huge tits that donnie is slumming with? She doesn't speak a word of English!"

"That's his new wife. She needed some cash and a green card so she married him"

"Yeah, if donnie couldn't afford a melania he'd die single, for sure".
by Littlehandsdonniedotard June 21, 2018
mugGet the Melaniamug.

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