Definitions by Littlehandsdonniedotard
Trumporrhoids
Extremely painful rectal flare-up, caused by GOP elected officials getting bent over by their Dotard and taking in the ass without any lube.
Nickey Haley: " I have the worst fucking trumporrhoids - I can't even sit down."
Anyone normal: "Why don't you stop spreading your ass cheeks so that donnie can ream you?"
Nickey Haley : "You know that I'm a loser and a racist. If I don't let dotard fuck me in the ass, who else will?"
Anyone normal: "Why don't you stop spreading your ass cheeks so that donnie can ream you?"
Nickey Haley : "You know that I'm a loser and a racist. If I don't let dotard fuck me in the ass, who else will?"
Trumporrhoids by Littlehandsdonniedotard June 27, 2018
Forrest Trump
Whimsical character who pretends to be a war hero, runs long distances, and says cute things like "life is like a box of chocolates" - except in real life is a draft dodger, can't run at all cuz he's a fat fuck, and says embarrassing words like "bigly".
"Did you ever see that movie Forrest Trump?"
"Why would I watch a movie about a racist fat orange bastard who dodged the draft with fake bunyons and keeps saying stupid shit like 'bigly'? I can see that asswipe on Fox news whenever I want."
"Why would I watch a movie about a racist fat orange bastard who dodged the draft with fake bunyons and keeps saying stupid shit like 'bigly'? I can see that asswipe on Fox news whenever I want."
Forrest Trump by Littlehandsdonniedotard June 27, 2018
Justifiable homicide
The mercy killing of anyone with the surrname Trump, any registered republican, or anyone who lives in a red state.
"Kenny drove his SUV through the crowd at the Trump rally in Wisconsin. He killed 43 trumptards and wounded a hundred more."
" Oh shit! Kenny is fucked now, I think Wisconsin has the death penalty!"
" LOL! No worries my friend, Wisconsin is a red state, and all of the stiffs are trumptards. It's justifiable homicide. They might even give him a medal".
" Oh shit! Kenny is fucked now, I think Wisconsin has the death penalty!"
" LOL! No worries my friend, Wisconsin is a red state, and all of the stiffs are trumptards. It's justifiable homicide. They might even give him a medal".
Justifiable homicide by Littlehandsdonniedotard June 27, 2018
Confederate flag
Flag flown by the southern (losing) states in the American Civil War. It used to just represent racism, hatred,and slavery - but now includes all red state "values", including xenophobia, jingoism, treason, incest, and gun ownership. In short, representing all things deplorable in human nature.
When Steve ran out of toilet paper he thought about using a Confederate flag to wipe his ass, but he decided to walk around with shit stains rather than handle that deplorable symbol of bigotry and hatred.
Confederate flag by Littlehandsdonniedotard June 27, 2018
red hen
A Virginia restaurant that features great food and a patriotic love of American ideals. And a healthy dislike for deplorable trumptards whose business is not welcome.
"Wanna go to the red hen for dinner tonight?"
"Sure! I love their food and I need a night free from Sarah Huckabees ugly lying face"
"Sure! I love their food and I need a night free from Sarah Huckabees ugly lying face"
red hen by Littlehandsdonniedotard June 26, 2018
Womp womp
Mindless blathering of a brain dead trumptard who has guzzled too much trump jism, and can no longer speak coherently.
" Hey you stupid fucking trumptard, don't you know that imprisoning kids and drugging them is messed up?"
"womp womp!"
" I see that you still blowing the Dotard"
"Womp womp!"
"Useless piece of shit."
"womp womp!"
" I see that you still blowing the Dotard"
"Womp womp!"
"Useless piece of shit."
Womp womp by Littlehandsdonniedotard June 21, 2018
Melania
A term used to describe any whore who will marry any piece of shit solely for money or a green card.
"Who's that bimbo with the huge tits that donnie is slumming with? She doesn't speak a word of English!"
"That's his new wife. She needed some cash and a green card so she married him"
"Yeah, if donnie couldn't afford a melania he'd die single, for sure".
"That's his new wife. She needed some cash and a green card so she married him"
"Yeah, if donnie couldn't afford a melania he'd die single, for sure".
Melania by Littlehandsdonniedotard June 21, 2018