Little Gords's definitions

skat

a card game made up by the KGC Crew and friends involving 3 cards at a time and can be played with 3-6 people

SKAT BITCHES!! i got and ace and two other royal flush cards of the same suit...everyone give me one chip...

by Little Gords July 25, 2006

Cock-Juggling Thunder-Cunt

A derroggiatory word used to describe someone that is hated or unliked. The words "Cock-Juggling" refer back to someone who people call gay. "Thunder-Cunt" is deriving from someone who people call a lesbian/slore.

He/she Juggles all the cocks around sucks them and than (she) gets her pussy licked and filled with so many one eyed squirrels that it starts to rumble.
That kid is such a CJTC (Cock-Juggling Thunder-Cunt)

by Little Gords July 24, 2006

blarg

the sound made by people who try to talk when they are oiss-ass drunk

at the paRTY, KELLY was trying to talk to me. but all i heard was 'BLARG, BLARG, BLARG' SOI TOOK HER HOME AND FUCKED HER TITS OFF

by Little Gords July 25, 2006

double bj

when men compete against each other in black jack with a female dealer and a pre set amount of time...starting with the same amount of money. whoever has the most amount of money when the ten minutes is up gets a blow job from the dealer. in the result of a tie, the two or more who tied get blowjobs

mike won in doudle bj last night so kelly had to give him a blowjob
mike, alex, matt, gary, and andrew all tied in double bj two weeks ago...kellyhad to give everyone a blowjob...she just loves it when everyone wins

by Little Gords July 25, 2006

cream pie surprise

when you un-expectedly jizz in a girls asshole, and then it leeks out.
or you whip it out of her ass real quick and unload a full clip in her face and give her a free facial that she was not prepared for

Jill: uhh!...the other day, dave gave me a cream pie surprise!

by Little Gords March 15, 2007

wiggly-cunt

a woman of un-specified age, who unknowlingly boasts of un-told knowledge about a great many things. Basically, a titty rag

anyone whos middle name begins with an 'F' and ends in 'RANCIS'
wiggly-cunt

by Little Gords March 20, 2007

cream in your jeans

when youwatch way too much porn and you just blow a load off in your jeans. It creams up your boxers and gets nasty after a while

yo man, i was watching some awesome porn the other night, and I creamed my jeans
cream in your jeans

by Little Gords March 18, 2007