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blarg

the sound made by people who try to talk when they are oiss-ass drunk
at the paRTY, KELLY was trying to talk to me. but all i heard was 'BLARG, BLARG, BLARG' SOI TOOK HER HOME AND FUCKED HER TITS OFF
by Little Gords July 25, 2006
mugGet the blargmug.

Cock-Juggling Thunder-Cunt

A derroggiatory word used to describe someone that is hated or unliked. The words "Cock-Juggling" refer back to someone who people call gay. "Thunder-Cunt" is deriving from someone who people call a lesbian/slore.
He/she Juggles all the cocks around sucks them and than (she) gets her pussy licked and filled with so many one eyed squirrels that it starts to rumble.
That kid is such a CJTC (Cock-Juggling Thunder-Cunt)
by Little Gords July 24, 2006
mugGet the Cock-Juggling Thunder-Cuntmug.

wiggly-cunt

a woman of un-specified age, who unknowlingly boasts of un-told knowledge about a great many things. Basically, a titty rag
anyone whos middle name begins with an 'F' and ends in 'RANCIS'
wiggly-cunt
by Little Gords March 20, 2007
mugGet the wiggly-cuntmug.

wiggly-dick

a man of un-specified age, who unknowlingly boasts of un-told about a great many things. Basically, a jizz rag
"Snorlax is way more ripped than you wiggly-dick!!"
-Ian Dickson
by Little Gords March 20, 2007
mugGet the wiggly-dickmug.

fag-bag

a cross between a faggot and a doche bag. Somebody who is a true tool, asshole, dickweed, queer, and jerk-off. This person is the king or queen of every person who sucks at life.
Man, jack is such a fag-bag. he thinks that he is so cool, but nobody likes him, and hehas no friends.
by Little Gords March 15, 2007
mugGet the fag-bagmug.

double bj

when men compete against each other in black jack with a female dealer and a pre set amount of time...starting with the same amount of money. whoever has the most amount of money when the ten minutes is up gets a blow job from the dealer. in the result of a tie, the two or more who tied get blowjobs
mike won in doudle bj last night so kelly had to give him a blowjob
mike, alex, matt, gary, and andrew all tied in double bj two weeks ago...kellyhad to give everyone a blowjob...she just loves it when everyone wins
by Little Gords July 25, 2006
mugGet the double bjmug.

cream pie surprise

when you un-expectedly jizz in a girls asshole, and then it leeks out.
or you whip it out of her ass real quick and unload a full clip in her face and give her a free facial that she was not prepared for
Jill: uhh!...the other day, dave gave me a cream pie surprise!
by Little Gords March 15, 2007
mugGet the cream pie surprisemug.

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