at the paRTY, KELLY was trying to talk to me. but all i heard was 'BLARG, BLARG, BLARG' SOI TOOK HER HOME AND FUCKED HER TITS OFF
by Little Gords July 25, 2006
Get the blarg mug.when men compete against each other in black jack with a female dealer and a pre set amount of time...starting with the same amount of money. whoever has the most amount of money when the ten minutes is up gets a blow job from the dealer. in the result of a tie, the two or more who tied get blowjobs
mike won in doudle bj last night so kelly had to give him a blowjob
mike, alex, matt, gary, and andrew all tied in double bj two weeks ago...kellyhad to give everyone a blowjob...she just loves it when everyone wins
mike, alex, matt, gary, and andrew all tied in double bj two weeks ago...kellyhad to give everyone a blowjob...she just loves it when everyone wins
by Little Gords July 25, 2006
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SKAT BITCHES!! i got and ace and two other royal flush cards of the same suit...everyone give me one chip...
by Little Gords July 25, 2006
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Man, jack is such a fag-bag. he thinks that he is so cool, but nobody likes him, and hehas no friends.
by Little Gords March 15, 2007
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by Little Gords March 20, 2007
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eww...alex got jill all sticky! he cummed all over her face and body. i was holding her hand the other day and it was gross...she told me everything
by Little Gords July 25, 2006
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...a person who gets so much pussy and or asshole and or mouth that they are the master at jizzing. They do it perfectly...everything
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...a person who gets so much pussy and or asshole and or mouth that they are the master at jizzing. They do it perfectly...everything
Jessica: wow! Smitty is such a jizz master!!! He hit me from accross the room!
Ally: yea...i know, he hit me with the same shot, and we were 5 feet apart from each other
Ally: yea...i know, he hit me with the same shot, and we were 5 feet apart from each other
by Little Gords March 15, 2007
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