Definitions by Little Gords

wiggly-dick 

a man of un-specified age, who unknowlingly boasts of un-told about a great many things. Basically, a jizz rag

"Snorlax is way more ripped than you wiggly-dick!!"
-Ian Dickson

wiggly-dick by Little Gords March 20, 2007

wiggly-cunt 

a woman of un-specified age, who unknowlingly boasts of un-told knowledge about a great many things. Basically, a titty rag

anyone whos middle name begins with an 'F' and ends in 'RANCIS'
wiggly-cunt

wiggly-cunt by Little Gords March 20, 2007

cream in your jeans 

when youwatch way too much porn and you just blow a load off in your jeans. It creams up your boxers and gets nasty after a while

yo man, i was watching some awesome porn the other night, and I creamed my jeans
cream in your jeans

cream in your jeans by Little Gords March 18, 2007

fag-bag 

a cross between a faggot and a doche bag. Somebody who is a true tool, asshole, dickweed, queer, and jerk-off. This person is the king or queen of every person who sucks at life.

Man, jack is such a fag-bag. he thinks that he is so cool, but nobody likes him, and hehas no friends.

fag-bag by Little Gords March 15, 2007

jizz master

a person who jerks off so much and gets his jizz so far and so accurate that he can hit a 3-inch diameter target from 50 feet away.
or...
...a person who gets so much pussy and or asshole and or mouth that they are the master at jizzing. They do it perfectly...everything

Jessica: wow! Smitty is such a jizz master!!! He hit me from accross the room!
Ally: yea...i know, he hit me with the same shot, and we were 5 feet apart from each other

jizz master by Little Gords March 15, 2007

cream pie surprise 

when you un-expectedly jizz in a girls asshole, and then it leeks out.
or you whip it out of her ass real quick and unload a full clip in her face and give her a free facial that she was not prepared for

Jill: uhh!...the other day, dave gave me a cream pie surprise!

cream pie surprise by Little Gords March 15, 2007

blarg 

the sound made by people who try to talk when they are oiss-ass drunk

at the paRTY, KELLY was trying to talk to me. but all i heard was 'BLARG, BLARG, BLARG' SOI TOOK HER HOME AND FUCKED HER TITS OFF

blarg by Little Gords July 25, 2006