Similar to ‘Motorboating’, ’Sterndriving’ is the fine art of placing ones face between the arse cheeks of a willing (or non willing) participant & shaking vigorously side to side while blowing a raspberry.
Scene: 2 mates waking up on a couch after a night of beer, tequila & cocain
Old Mate 1: “Wow, my face feels like I’ve had a night of ‘Sterndriving’ Beyoncé”.
Old Mate 2: That’s nothing, my arse feels as if I’ve been ‘Sterndriven’ by the lead singer of Aerosmith.
Old Mate 1: “............I think we better ease up on the coaxing next time”
Old Mate 1: “Wow, my face feels like I’ve had a night of ‘Sterndriving’ Beyoncé”.
Old Mate 2: That’s nothing, my arse feels as if I’ve been ‘Sterndriven’ by the lead singer of Aerosmith.
Old Mate 1: “............I think we better ease up on the coaxing next time”
by Litcunt March 6, 2020