Definitions by Lil_Weirdo_

Innocent-Not-Really 

When someone is a perceived goody goody but actually knows quite a bit of adult content that even some non- "innocent" people don't. They are often virgins, although sometimes people actually doubt how they are one based on their semi-extensive knowledge. The difference between an "innocent" and a pure innocent is an "innocent" won't always need to ask questions about certain euphemisms, but pure innocents often flat-out don't know it's implied or don't know what a euphemism is.

I am so "innocent".
There is no way you are innocent.
That's why it's in quotes you doi because I'm innocent-not-really
True though.

Innocent-Not-Really by Lil_Weirdo_ July 24, 2019

Weirdo 

Someone who is rejected by common society but is actually one of the coolest f*ckers around and needs some love. <3 They tend to get references and have a unique style. Rock on my fellow weirdos!

She is such a weirdo.
I may be a weirdo, but I love my weirdness
Being a weirdo is amazing, it's like I have my own nerd membership card.

Weirdo by Lil_Weirdo_ July 23, 2019

Acceptable Reply 

A response to your message that is actually relatively decent and not just k, or lol, these things can be sent but must be followed with a contribution to your statement.

"I love you" is an acceptable reply for a significant other
"Lol. I love your meme"
"K, but what about (blank)?"

Acceptable Reply by Lil_Weirdo_ July 23, 2019

Roleplay Sex

When you are messaging someone and you say things such as *gropes your a** to be able to f*ck you harder*, *French kisses you*, *bites down your neck*, *moans as you are inside of me*

Babe, let's have roleplay sex since we aren't able to have real sex

Roleplay Sex by Lil_Weirdo_ July 23, 2019

Kink

Also known as a fetish or turn-on, it will make you very horny and very happy if used right.
Examples:
Masochism
Sadism
Biting
Whipping
Bondage
Daddy
Yandere
Spanking

(not all of these are my kinks)

Babe, you are using all of my kinks at once.
Do you know my kinks?
Yay, we have the same kinks!

Kink by Lil_Weirdo_ July 23, 2019

Hooray Zombie 

When you finish something that tires you a lot but you are happy. At this point, a Hooray Zombie will want to go the f*ck to sleep and not deal with people and have caffeine upon awakening.

I just finished my college class, I'm a Hooray Zombie
It's my birthday and I had some fun with friends, I am a Hooray Zombie

Hooray Zombie by Lil_Weirdo_ July 23, 2019

Pffflh 

That noise you make when you blow a raspberry and accidentally spit on someone. Can either be gross or cute depending on victim. Still awkward nonetheless...

I spit on Max like Pffflh! It was so embarrassing!

Pffflh by Lil_Weirdo_ July 23, 2019