Hooray Zombie

When you finish something that tires you a lot but you are happy. At this point, a Hooray Zombie will want to go the f*ck to sleep and not deal with people and have caffeine upon awakening.
I just finished my college class, I'm a Hooray Zombie
It's my birthday and I had some fun with friends, I am a Hooray Zombie
by Lil_Weirdo_ July 23, 2019
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Eskimo Kisses

A separate type of kiss consisting of two lovers brushing the tips of their noses together. It is very adorable and will often lead to beautiful smiles and more kisses.
I love it when he gives me Eskimo Kisses.
I wonder how many accidental Eskimo Kisses we've had.
by Lil_Weirdo_ July 24, 2019
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Roleplay Sex

When you are messaging someone and you say things such as *gropes your a** to be able to f*ck you harder*, *French kisses you*, *bites down your neck*, *moans as you are inside of me*
Babe, let's have roleplay sex since we aren't able to have real sex
by Lil_Weirdo_ July 23, 2019
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Introvert

Person who is shy at heart and is really anxious amongst crowds and needs a reboot after social gatherings. Usually it is introverts that can be the most kind people, but you have to let them get used to you first. Since they like to retreat into books, movies, and the like, they will understand most references that make for great conversation starters. Do not underestimate the ones who stammer at the podium!
I'm not just shy, I'm an introvert.
I-I really need to leave, this social situation is really panic-inducing.
by Lil_Weirdo_ July 24, 2019
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B.A.F.

Stands for Best A**hole Friend. It's for when someone can sometimes be a complete d*ck to you but still be irreplaceable and are a great friend. You can't hold a grudge for too long. They're not gonna hurt you, they're just really hilarious with a dark sense of humor. Will get you through the tough times and help you with ACTUAL a**holes.
Person 1: That friend sucks! He's a terrible person!
Person 2: Nah, you don't get it. They're my B.A.F.
by Lil_Weirdo_ July 24, 2019
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Yullo?

Another way to say hello when someone hasn't given an answer/reply in a suspiciously long time. Usually used in the context of if said person had replied not long before.
*person hasn't replied to text after long conversation for 10 minutes* Yullo?
*you have been cave mining with someone and you know there are rabbid creatures possibly in said cave* Yullo? YU-LLO???
by Lil_Weirdo_ July 24, 2019
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"Onion" Cry

When someone is cooking and they start crying, and say "ugh, it's just the onions" when they are nowhere near onions. They are usually upset. Give them a hug and take over on cooking, take them out to ice cream after dinner. It's not the onions. Clearly.
Husband: Why are you crying?
Wife: I'm having an "Onion" Cry
Husband: You're making tomato soup.
Wife: Oh, then I guess it's not the onions.
Husband: You're upset, you don't wanna admit it. Let me take it from here baby <3
by Lil_Weirdo_ July 24, 2019
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