Lil_Weirdo_'s definitions

Mochi

A squishy ball of deliciousness with a rice cake dough on the outside and either ice cream or cream and fruits on the inside. It is a Japanese snack that is perfect for a quick sweet tooth craving because they are usually no larger than the size of two golf balls. There are also candies of these, which are much smaller but still delicious.

I am really craving some mochi right now!
There are actually mochi candies at certain Hot Topics!

by Lil_Weirdo_ July 24, 2019

Innocent-Not-Really

When someone is a perceived goody goody but actually knows quite a bit of adult content that even some non- "innocent" people don't. They are often virgins, although sometimes people actually doubt how they are one based on their semi-extensive knowledge. The difference between an "innocent" and a pure innocent is an "innocent" won't always need to ask questions about certain euphemisms, but pure innocents often flat-out don't know it's implied or don't know what a euphemism is.

I am so "innocent".
There is no way you are innocent.
That's why it's in quotes you doi because I'm innocent-not-really
True though.

by Lil_Weirdo_ July 24, 2019

Acceptable Reply

A response to your message that is actually relatively decent and not just k, or lol, these things can be sent but must be followed with a contribution to your statement.

"I love you" is an acceptable reply for a significant other
"Lol. I love your meme"
"K, but what about (blank)?"

by Lil_Weirdo_ July 23, 2019

"Onion" Cry

When someone is cooking and they start crying, and say "ugh, it's just the onions" when they are nowhere near onions. They are usually upset. Give them a hug and take over on cooking, take them out to ice cream after dinner. It's not the onions. Clearly.

Husband: Why are you crying?
Wife: I'm having an "Onion" Cry
Husband: You're making tomato soup.
Wife: Oh, then I guess it's not the onions.
Husband: You're upset, you don't wanna admit it. Let me take it from here baby <3

by Lil_Weirdo_ July 24, 2019

Boba Tea

No, "bubble tea" is the Americanized way of saying it. No, it is not gross. It is a flavored tea drink originated in Taiwan that usually contains tapioca "pearls", aka the Boba. You suck the drink through a large straw so you can eat the Boba too. There are also "popping boba", which is simply a small bubble around a burst of juice that well, pops easily in your mouth.

Let's go get some Boba Tea at the cafe!

by Lil_Weirdo_ July 23, 2019

Roleplay Sex

When you are messaging someone and you say things such as *gropes your a** to be able to f*ck you harder*, *French kisses you*, *bites down your neck*, *moans as you are inside of me*

Babe, let's have roleplay sex since we aren't able to have real sex

by Lil_Weirdo_ July 23, 2019

Introvert

Person who is shy at heart and is really anxious amongst crowds and needs a reboot after social gatherings. Usually it is introverts that can be the most kind people, but you have to let them get used to you first. Since they like to retreat into books, movies, and the like, they will understand most references that make for great conversation starters. Do not underestimate the ones who stammer at the podium!

I'm not just shy, I'm an introvert.
I-I really need to leave, this social situation is really panic-inducing.

by Lil_Weirdo_ July 24, 2019