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Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿป๐Ÿฅ‡'s definitions

Racially Confused

Caucasians who proclaim to be of a race that they do not belong to (neither racially nor culturally)

Examples of Caucasians who claim to be black: Barack Obama, Marcus Samuelson, Langston Hughes, Ayo Edibiri

Examples of Caucasians who claim to be Asian: All of India

Example of Caucasians who claim to be Native American: Indians who have a whole extra bone in their forehead and wield SPEARS and hokey fake tattoos in jungles that have long been cleared away to make way for the cattle industry (bye bye Amazon and weird ass Caucasians with SIDs)
Barack HUSSEIN Obama claimed to be black?

Oh hell nah, that racially confused spicy Caucasian has never left India!
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Cultural Appropriation

Ugly Caucasians with no culture of their own attempting to recreate other cultur, despite not even knowing what race or culture they are attempting to be.
Cultural Appropriation is ugly Indians, complete with spears and hokey fake tattoos, pretending to be Native Americans despite not knowing anything about the race or culture they are attempting to depict.
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Caucasian Monkey

Term for ugly Caucรกsians with brown skin.
Marcus Samuelson is a Caucasian Monkey.
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Schizophrenia

When people think people and events that aren't real are real.
Muhammad Araujo has schizophrenia, and gets offended when someone calls his content out for being literal schizo autistic rambling.
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Indian

Brown-skinned Caucasian; racial slur for Caucasians.
There were a bunch of ugly ass autistic Indians in Perรบ. I felt like I was in the Hinalaya mountains or at a Uighur camp.
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Uighurs

Muslim Caucasians from Asia

Not to be confused with Bangladesh Indians, who are neutralized in Myanmar.
Uighurs look like Taliban and have literal autism.
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Caucasian Fragility

The weakness and emasculation of Caucasians.

What motivated Caucasians to create spicy Caucasians; what motivated Caucasians to culturally appropriate anri-racism movements and make them about soothing fragile Caucasian egos.

Spicy Caucasians wouldn't exist if Indian government invested in basic facial recognition technology.
Caucasian Fragility is why there were 2 emasculated elderly Spicy Caucasian men openly and unabashedly claiming to be black men on Law&Order: SVU.

One of them even stepped in when a Caucasian colonizer from India was raped; considering the man is Indian himself, should come as no surprise.

Why would any real person of color support the notion that Caucasians are racism victims?

If someone claims Indian/Middle Eastern people are racism victims, they're an elderly emasculated Indian man choking on his Caucasian privelege and crying buckets of tears in Mumbai right now.
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