Caucasian Guilt

What drives Muhammad Araujo's actions.
Caucasian guilt causes Muhammad to pretend to support racial justice movements and/or make them exclusively about making over-privileged Caucasian men feel good about themselves.

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PRIVELEGIO CAUCASIANO es que incluso yo, chica colonizada de color menor de edad en esclavitud completa, aprendí un poco de Python.

Mis colonizadores? Aunque tienen acceso a la matriz, no sabe. Nada dónde nada.

Nunca han trabajado en sus vidas. Nunca han cocinado en sus vidas. Nunca han hecho trabajos en casa en sus vidas.

Nunca han usado algo que no es Scratch en sus vidas.

Nunca han ido a escuela en sus vidas.

Nunca han participado en deportes o actividades en sus vidas.

Nunca han limpiado en sus vidas.

Han tenido sirvientas (incluso robots!) por todo.de sus vidas.

Pero no saben cómo hacer algo básico con Python.

Y ellos pueden controlar todas aspectos de mi vida, hasta que no puedo decir que no quiero accomadar provelegio caucasiano. Tienen control completo de mi vida. Ellos hacen que yo accomodae su conténidl de Scratch como si fueran realidad. Sjs muñecas autistas Scratch tienen más privegios caucaaianod que yo tengo dere jos humanos badicls.

Yo soy perfecta; nada es mi culpa.

Ellos son inútiles; todo es su culpa.

Su privelwgio caucásiano es tan severo, jasya puede control el espejo! No puedo mirarme en el espejo; dónde wstá la policía? No hay recursos para personas de color.

Nada y nadie estàn trabajando; pero yo hay que acomodar su privelegio caucasiano.

Y sin ontevencia de asiáticos/todo, hay que quedar en esclavitud para siempre?
PRIVELEGIO CAUCASIANO: SCRATCH. Yo, como chica de color colonizada en esclavitud completa, aprendí un poco de Python en escuela.

Mis colonizadores Caucásianos inútiles, con todos sus privelegios Caucásianos y el control de mi mundo, no saben cómo codear. Usan Scratch. Usan Scratch. Y ellos me forzaron a accwptar su contenido Scratch como si fuera realidad. Pueden controlar el espejo, las estaciones. Las muñecas. Y no hay policía, no hay autoridades. Solo que hay que accompdar su privelwgio caucásiano 100%.

Por eso? No van a ser algo más que me va a empoderar como chica de.xolpr como tener control completo de las vidas de mis colonizadores Caucásianos, y de otros indios también. Voy a forzarlas a vivir en realidad, voy a castigarles como ellos merecen.

Yo, lil Miss Hood Bebé Mila, con los Señores Muhammad como mis propios esclavos!
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Caucasian Male Emasculation

The entirety of India/the Middle East is the epitome of Caucasian male Emasculation.

Bunch of over -privileged Caucasian males with billionaire parents bombing themselves for no reason; then emasculating themselves by flinging themselves at helicopters or attempting to flee via wooden raft (it looks like even the Mediterranean Sea respects Caucasian privelehe!).

Little 6-year old girls in Ukraine walk people to safety; Muhammad has the autistic emasculated Caucasity to run away despite being the one to bomb himself, including his country's Roman ruins and centuries -old Buddhist statues in Afghanistan.

Then, Muhammad uses his Caucasian privilege card to colonize country of his choosing, committing gentrification by opening hokey fake tattoo stands and 7/11s in communities of color.

Don't nobody buy from them; guess capitalism only exists for the colonized, and not the colonizer.

Not only that, Muhammad has severe autism and access to institutional priveleges that people of color can't even imagine exist. Without Caucasian priveleges, he would be drowning in poopy water in the slums of Mumbai.

Not only that, Muhammad (anonymously) insults little girls online.

If Muhammad would live in Russia? His ass would have permanent scars from being caned ln a daily basis with a rattan cane and he wouldn't dare behave the way he behaved.

Muhammad is begging to be forced to live in reality and finally finna get his Caucasian priveleges card ripped up.
Caucasian Male Emasculation is when Muhammad bombs his own country, then flings himself at a helicopter wearing a dress and lets little girls of color do the fighting he is too emasculated to do himself. Without Caucasian priveleges? He would neither believe his actions to be acceptable; his actions would in fact be ILLEGAL and he would be getting caned and shown his place right now.

The extent to which Muhammad is reliant on Caucasian priveleges? 100%.
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KKK

Kaukasian Kolonizer Klowns.

Racist Kaukasians who try to kill people of color; they get laughed at by black and Asian people along the way.

Wear long white dresses and white hats, long beards; are associated with Islam. The leader of KKK is called the Grand Wizard; long beard.

Despite being likened to Caucasian trailer park trash; the comparison ends with physical appearance and propensity to violence.

Since the KKK is based out of India, it's more Free Palestine than Duck Dynasty. A lot gayer, a lot less likely to survive more than 4 seconds in reality.

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KKK is the Caucasian supremacist organization sponsored by the Indian government and the leaders of the Free Palestine movement.
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Clown

Autistic Caucasian that gets trolled.

Likely Indian or Middle Eastern, likely has billionaire parents.

Wear red dots on their forehead and/or Afros.

Red dots are self-explanatory; Afro are an attempt to create black people hair despite real black people not being able to have afros.
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Caucasian

Caucasians are the Neandertal race which originate in India.

India crashed into Eurasia, forming the Himalaya mountains and introducing Caucasians to the world.

Caucasians are big boned, have an extra bone in the forehead, sunken eyes, hooked noses, and covered in hair from neck to toe. Caucasian men have the ability to grow facial hair; Native Americans and Asians initially referred to Caucasians as "hairy bearded people".

Calling Caucasians "white people" is nonsensical.
Caucasians look like they walked out of an exhibit on Neandertals at a museum.
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Whitewashing;

Whitewashing; The intentional downplaying of people of color's institutional disadvantages, suffering, absolute poverty and war.

The intentional downplaying of wealthy Caucasians' privilege, coddled lives, wealth and luxury.

Moving from East to West; Moscow Doesn't Believe in Tears, Lil Vera, Hamilton.
Whitewashing; Ignoring the elephant in the room.

I, an underaged girl of color in a 3rd world country; work non-stop just so that rich white dudes in India don't have to. I remain trapped in absolute poverty; there is no hope for a future in a 3rd world country.

In India! Being born in India is winning the lottery in life. Get whatever that want handed to them ni lofezb get "get out of life free!" Card.

I want to live in India!

Everything free in India!

Teleporting in India!

Nobody working in India!
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