by Lightwalker360 January 30, 2020
Get the i love my ball mug.An emoticon (emoji) combination which means "masturbation", or BEAT your MEAT, HEARTBEAT your STEAK. Used by horny teenagers that don't understand the art of hunting booty.
Plistinblitzen: Tho r u oll here?
Gecock42069: ๐๐ฆ๐ what do you think of this
Plistinblitzen has left the chat
Gecock42069: okay I'm going on Pornhub to ๐ my๐ฅฉ
Fecalfunny.com: don't ๐ your ๐ฅฉ, it bad.
Gecock42069: Fucc u.
Gecock42069: ๐๐ฆ๐ what do you think of this
Plistinblitzen has left the chat
Gecock42069: okay I'm going on Pornhub to ๐ my๐ฅฉ
Fecalfunny.com: don't ๐ your ๐ฅฉ, it bad.
Gecock42069: Fucc u.
by Lightwalker360 March 06, 2020
Get the ๐ your ๐ฅฉ mug.A female sexual act deemed impossible by most, where a female subject does an extreme frontbend to make their head reach their clitoris, after this the subject begins orally stimulating their own genitals. This is more challenging than male autofellatio, as a female does not have genitalia that extend outwards, where as a male possess one that does. There has been a long search for women that are physically capable of going down on themselves, though the search mostly fails to come to fruition. Most photos centered around autocunnilingus have been Photoshopped, and in reality, is usually a lesbian couple performing 69, with a confusing camera angle. Even a subreddit named r/autocunnilingus has been formed, in the effort to find a female that can do such acts.
Person 1: Hey, I just watched a video of some chick licking her own pussy!
Person 2: Yeah it's called autocunnilingus. Don't bother, it's probably a fake.
Person 1: oh
Person 2: Yeah it's called autocunnilingus. Don't bother, it's probably a fake.
Person 1: oh
by Lightwalker360 April 21, 2020
Get the Autocunnilingus mug.A metaphor for death. To meet Jesus is to die, be judged and then meet Jesus. You can meet Jesus by eating KFC (Kentucky From China), or from being unable to frigth back to your instain mother.
Plistinblitzen: I'm the bab
by gotta love me!
Gecock42069: time to kill the baby.
Plistinblitzen: oofenheimer, I have been did done did.
Alphanumeral: ok fux, I'm the only ไนไนใๅฐบๅ ใๅไธจๅๅone here so Lenny talk.
Gecock42069: you haven't gone to SUPRA BINYOT LANDE yet.
Plistinblitzen: *fucking dies*
Hodgepodgeman123: I'm with him. *Fucking dies*
Gecock42069: โโฉโ(โฃ_โข)โโฉโ
Alphanumeral: I uhh.. need to go meet Jesus bye-bye!
Alphanumeral: *fucking dies*
by gotta love me!
Gecock42069: time to kill the baby.
Plistinblitzen: oofenheimer, I have been did done did.
Alphanumeral: ok fux, I'm the only ไนไนใๅฐบๅ ใๅไธจๅๅone here so Lenny talk.
Gecock42069: you haven't gone to SUPRA BINYOT LANDE yet.
Plistinblitzen: *fucking dies*
Hodgepodgeman123: I'm with him. *Fucking dies*
Gecock42069: โโฉโ(โฃ_โข)โโฉโ
Alphanumeral: I uhh.. need to go meet Jesus bye-bye!
Alphanumeral: *fucking dies*
by Lightwalker360 March 14, 2020
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I'm using Android 8.0 and uh.. shows up either as a blank crossed out box or just nothing. Apparently some see it as an arrow? It probably doesn't look like ๊โ or something.
I'm using Android 8.0 and uh.. shows up either as a blank crossed out box or just nothing. Apparently some see it as an arrow? It probably doesn't look like ๊โ or something.
Plistinblitzen: Hey we're here after the universe exploded.
Alphanumeral: I'mma do that again.
Dumpledinkinlinkinblinkin has joined the chat
Gecock42069: oh fuck off.
Dumpledinkinlinkinblinkin: I WILL END THIS FOR THE BETTER!
Gecock42069: ๐
Alphanumeral:
Hodgepodgeman123: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
God has left the chat
Alphanumeral: I'mma do that again.
Dumpledinkinlinkinblinkin has joined the chat
Gecock42069: oh fuck off.
Dumpledinkinlinkinblinkin: I WILL END THIS FOR THE BETTER!
Gecock42069: ๐
Alphanumeral:
Hodgepodgeman123: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
God has left the chat
by Lightwalker360 March 16, 2020
Get the mug.1: A zipper found on most pairs of pants.
2: Cool, swag, hip.
3: A flying insect of the order Diptera.
4: To achieve aviation, to be in flight.
5: To Succeed.
(Credit to Wikipedia)
2: Cool, swag, hip.
3: A flying insect of the order Diptera.
4: To achieve aviation, to be in flight.
5: To Succeed.
(Credit to Wikipedia)
(1) I unzipped my fly and pulled down my underwear.
(2) One who is cool is considered fly.
(3) I was trying to swat that fly outta air with my bare hands.
(4) Tomorrow I'm going to fly back to Arizona.
(5) That idea isn't going to fly.
(2) One who is cool is considered fly.
(3) I was trying to swat that fly outta air with my bare hands.
(4) Tomorrow I'm going to fly back to Arizona.
(5) That idea isn't going to fly.
by Lightwalker360 May 04, 2020
Get the Fly mug.The character "Tom" from "Tom and Jerry" except he's been angry. Summoned by Sanees and the parodied song Mogolovonio, more effective than Gaster Blasters, and much willing to scream at you so loudly and powerfully that the frequencies generate an incinerating beam capable of obliterating anything before it.
Sanees: DO YOU WANT TO HAVE A BAD TOM?
Sr. Pelo: no
Bad Tom: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Sr. Pelo: no
Bad Tom: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by Lightwalker360 February 18, 2020
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