Lightwalker360's definitions

💓 your 🥩

An emoticon (emoji) combination which means "masturbation", or BEAT your MEAT, HEARTBEAT your STEAK. Used by horny teenagers that don't understand the art of hunting booty.

Plistinblitzen: Tho r u oll here?
Gecock42069: 🍑💦🍆 what do you think of this
Plistinblitzen has left the chat
Gecock42069: okay I'm going on Pornhub to 💓 my🥩
Fecalfunny.com: don't 💓 your 🥩, it bad.
Gecock42069: Fucc u.

by Lightwalker360 March 6, 2020

¶=)

The most perfectest emoticon in dee hole weed wirld. Invented by ubman.

Iou-$999: I'm going to watch Little Man right now.
*Gets inspired*
Iou-$999: ¶=) wow I really liked that
*Gets hit with the feels*
Iou-$999: ¶=,( aw..

by Lightwalker360 March 14, 2020

Meet Jesus

A metaphor for death. To meet Jesus is to die, be judged and then meet Jesus. You can meet Jesus by eating KFC (Kentucky From China), or from being unable to frigth back to your instain mother.

Plistinblitzen: I'm the bab
by gotta love me!
Gecock42069: time to kill the baby.
Plistinblitzen: oofenheimer, I have been did done did.
Alphanumeral: ok fux, I'm the only 乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚one here so Lenny talk.
Gecock42069: you haven't gone to SUPRA BINYOT LANDE yet.
Plistinblitzen: *fucking dies*
Hodgepodgeman123: I'm with him. *Fucking dies*
Gecock42069: ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐
Alphanumeral: I uhh.. need to go meet Jesus bye-bye!
Alphanumeral: *fucking dies*

by Lightwalker360 March 14, 2020

🇫 🇺 🇨 🇰

The word "Fuck" spelt in Regional Indicator Symbol emoticons. Must be spelt with spaces, or else shows up as 🇫🇺🇨🇰 on some devices.

Plistinblitzen: Oh hai Jesus.
Alphanumeral: I'm glad I tried to meet Jesus.
Gecock42069: Hey you
Hodgepodgeman123: u w0t m8?
Gecock42069: 🇫 🇺 🇨 🇰 you.
Jesus777: Wait, that's illegal.
Alphanumeral: you watch rvb?
Jesus777: *incinerates Gecock42069*
Plistinblitzen: Wait
Jesus777: What
Plistinblitzen: If he dies while he's death, then where does he go?
Jesus777: oh noes
Alphanumeral: oh noes
Hodgepodgeman123: oh noes
Plistinblitzen: oh noes
Server: *universe explodes*

by Lightwalker360 March 15, 2020



... what actually is this?
I'm using Android 8.0 and uh..  shows up either as a blank crossed out box or just nothing. Apparently some see it as an arrow? It probably doesn't look like ꜜ⃗ or something.

Plistinblitzen: Hey we're here after the universe exploded.
Alphanumeral: I'mma do that again.
Dumpledinkinlinkinblinkin has joined the chat
Gecock42069: oh fuck off.
Dumpledinkinlinkinblinkin: I WILL END THIS FOR THE BETTER!
Gecock42069: 🖕
Alphanumeral: 
Hodgepodgeman123: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
God has left the chat

by Lightwalker360 March 16, 2020

🕴️

The best substitute for an exclamation point.

Person 1: !
Person 2: even better, 🕴️
Person 1: whoa.

by Lightwalker360 April 29, 2020

Fly

1: A zipper found on most pairs of pants.
2: Cool, swag, hip.
3: A flying insect of the order Diptera.
4: To achieve aviation, to be in flight.
5: To Succeed.
(Credit to Wikipedia)

(1) I unzipped my fly and pulled down my underwear.
(2) One who is cool is considered fly.
(3) I was trying to swat that fly outta air with my bare hands.
(4) Tomorrow I'm going to fly back to Arizona.
(5) That idea isn't going to fly.

by Lightwalker360 May 4, 2020