Lightwalker360's definitions

Meet Jesus

A metaphor for death. To meet Jesus is to die, be judged and then meet Jesus. You can meet Jesus by eating KFC (Kentucky From China), or from being unable to frigth back to your instain mother.

Plistinblitzen: I'm the bab
by gotta love me!
Gecock42069: time to kill the baby.
Plistinblitzen: oofenheimer, I have been did done did.
Alphanumeral: ok fux, I'm the only 乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚one here so Lenny talk.
Gecock42069: you haven't gone to SUPRA BINYOT LANDE yet.
Plistinblitzen: *fucking dies*
Hodgepodgeman123: I'm with him. *Fucking dies*
Gecock42069: ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐
Alphanumeral: I uhh.. need to go meet Jesus bye-bye!
Alphanumeral: *fucking dies*

by Lightwalker360 March 14, 2020

(𓂀 ͜ʖ𓂀)

A very creepy version of the Lenny face, AKA ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). The Lenny eyes are replaced with 𓂀 or The Eye if Horus. Used to convey a sense of creepiness further than that of the normal ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).

Plistinblitzen: tho how ith everyone doin?
Dumpledinkinlinkinblinkin: (𓂀 ͜ʖ𓂀)
Plistinblitzen: ah foug dayt thit ihm owt.
(Plistinblitzen disconnected from the server)
(Hodgepodgeman123 joined the server)
Dumpledinkinlinkinblinkin: heya
Hodgepodgeman123: ah hello there!
Dumpledinkinlinkinblinkin: you like my new emoticon?
Hodgepodgeman123: oh I just read the chat..
Dumpledinkinlinkinblinkin: (𓂀 ͜ʖ𓂀)(𓂀 ͜ʖ𓂀)(𓂀 ͜ʖ𓂀)(𓂀 ͜ʖ𓂀)(𓂀 ͜ʖ𓂀)(𓂀 ͜ʖ𓂀)(𓂀 ͜ʖ𓂀)(𓂀 ͜ʖ𓂀)(𓂀 ͜ʖ𓂀)(𓂀 ͜ʖ𓂀)(𓂀 ͜ʖ𓂀)(𓂀 ͜ʖ𓂀)(𓂀 ͜ʖ𓂀)(𓂀 ͜ʖ𓂀)(𓂀 ͜ʖ𓂀)(𓂀 ͜ʖ𓂀)(𓂀 ͜ʖ𓂀)(𓂀 ͜ʖ𓂀)(𓂀 ͜ʖ𓂀)
Hodgepodgeman123: Fuck this shit I'm out.
(Hodgepodgeman123 disconnected from the server)
Dumpledinkinlinkinblinkin: ',:(
(Dumpledinkinlinkinblinkin disconnected from the server)

by Lightwalker360 February 4, 2020

💓 your 🥩

An emoticon (emoji) combination which means "masturbation", or BEAT your MEAT, HEARTBEAT your STEAK. Used by horny teenagers that don't understand the art of hunting booty.

Plistinblitzen: Tho r u oll here?
Gecock42069: 🍑💦🍆 what do you think of this
Plistinblitzen has left the chat
Gecock42069: okay I'm going on Pornhub to 💓 my🥩
Fecalfunny.com: don't 💓 your 🥩, it bad.
Gecock42069: Fucc u.

by Lightwalker360 March 6, 2020

Bad Tom

The character "Tom" from "Tom and Jerry" except he's been angry. Summoned by Sanees and the parodied song Mogolovonio, more effective than Gaster Blasters, and much willing to scream at you so loudly and powerfully that the frequencies generate an incinerating beam capable of obliterating anything before it.

Sanees: DO YOU WANT TO HAVE A BAD TOM?
Sr. Pelo: no
Bad Tom: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Lightwalker360 February 18, 2020

Fly

1: A zipper found on most pairs of pants.
2: Cool, swag, hip.
3: A flying insect of the order Diptera.
4: To achieve aviation, to be in flight.
5: To Succeed.
(Credit to Wikipedia)

(1) I unzipped my fly and pulled down my underwear.
(2) One who is cool is considered fly.
(3) I was trying to swat that fly outta air with my bare hands.
(4) Tomorrow I'm going to fly back to Arizona.
(5) That idea isn't going to fly.

by Lightwalker360 May 4, 2020

Autocunnilingus

A female sexual act deemed impossible by most, where a female subject does an extreme frontbend to make their head reach their clitoris, after this the subject begins orally stimulating their own genitals. This is more challenging than male autofellatio, as a female does not have genitalia that extend outwards, where as a male possess one that does. There has been a long search for women that are physically capable of going down on themselves, though the search mostly fails to come to fruition. Most photos centered around autocunnilingus have been Photoshopped, and in reality, is usually a lesbian couple performing 69, with a confusing camera angle. Even a subreddit named r/autocunnilingus has been formed, in the effort to find a female that can do such acts.

Person 1: Hey, I just watched a video of some chick licking her own pussy!
Person 2: Yeah it's called autocunnilingus. Don't bother, it's probably a fake.
Person 1: oh

by Lightwalker360 April 21, 2020



... what actually is this?
I'm using Android 8.0 and uh..  shows up either as a blank crossed out box or just nothing. Apparently some see it as an arrow? It probably doesn't look like ꜜ⃗ or something.

Plistinblitzen: Hey we're here after the universe exploded.
Alphanumeral: I'mma do that again.
Dumpledinkinlinkinblinkin has joined the chat
Gecock42069: oh fuck off.
Dumpledinkinlinkinblinkin: I WILL END THIS FOR THE BETTER!
Gecock42069: 🖕
Alphanumeral: 
Hodgepodgeman123: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
God has left the chat

by Lightwalker360 March 16, 2020