moderfouger

An modified spelling of the vulgar word "motherfucker", usually used in sarcastic comments on something stupid.
Jane: I want two fatty meatball subs with three layers of cheese, five slices of lettuce, two tomatoes, six jalapeno slices, two sunny side up eggs, four strips of bacon, a small waffle, two teaspoons worth of canola oil and the bread should be natural flavor with little hints of parsley, thyme, mint, oregano and tarragon, I also want the bread to come straight from the farms of Germany and to be toasted to a fine crisp with coconut shreddings on top. Two large raspberry flavoured Powerades, and a small toy car sponsored by Honey nut Cheerios and NASCAR.

Server: Uh..

Jane: And also-

Server: You moderfouger!
by Lightwalker360 February 02, 2020
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Fly

1: A zipper found on most pairs of pants.
2: Cool, swag, hip.
3: A flying insect of the order Diptera.
4: To achieve aviation, to be in flight.
5: To Succeed.
(Credit to Wikipedia)
(1) I unzipped my fly and pulled down my underwear.
(2) One who is cool is considered fly.
(3) I was trying to swat that fly outta air with my bare hands.
(4) Tomorrow I'm going to fly back to Arizona.
(5) That idea isn't going to fly.
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¶=)

The most perfectest emoticon in dee hole weed wirld. Invented by ubman.
Iou-$999: I'm going to watch Little Man right now.
*Gets inspired*
Iou-$999: ¶=) wow I really liked that
*Gets hit with the feels*
Iou-$999: ¶=,( aw..
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🕴️

Person 1: !
Person 2: even better, 🕴️
Person 1: whoa.
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💓 your 🥩

An emoticon (emoji) combination which means "masturbation", or BEAT your MEAT, HEARTBEAT your STEAK. Used by horny teenagers that don't understand the art of hunting booty.
Plistinblitzen: Tho r u oll here?
Gecock42069: 🍑💦🍆 what do you think of this
Plistinblitzen has left the chat
Gecock42069: okay I'm going on Pornhub to 💓 my🥩
Fecalfunny.com: don't 💓 your 🥩, it bad.
Gecock42069: Fucc u.
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i love my ball

A famous line that The Scout from Team Fortress 2 says.
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Meet Jesus

A metaphor for death. To meet Jesus is to die, be judged and then meet Jesus. You can meet Jesus by eating KFC (Kentucky From China), or from being unable to frigth back to your instain mother.
Plistinblitzen: I'm the bab
by gotta love me!
Gecock42069: time to kill the baby.
Plistinblitzen: oofenheimer, I have been did done did.
Alphanumeral: ok fux, I'm the only 乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚one here so Lenny talk.
Gecock42069: you haven't gone to SUPRA BINYOT LANDE yet.
Plistinblitzen: *fucking dies*
Hodgepodgeman123: I'm with him. *Fucking dies*
Gecock42069: ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐
Alphanumeral: I uhh.. need to go meet Jesus bye-bye!
Alphanumeral: *fucking dies*
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