Definitions by Lightwalker360

¶=) 

The most perfectest emoticon in dee hole weed wirld. Invented by ubman.

Iou-$999: I'm going to watch Little Man right now.
*Gets inspired*
Iou-$999: ¶=) wow I really liked that
*Gets hit with the feels*
Iou-$999: ¶=,( aw..

¶=) by Lightwalker360 March 14, 2020

Meet Jesus 

A metaphor for death. To meet Jesus is to die, be judged and then meet Jesus. You can meet Jesus by eating KFC (Kentucky From China), or from being unable to frigth back to your instain mother.

Plistinblitzen: I'm the bab
by gotta love me!
Gecock42069: time to kill the baby.
Plistinblitzen: oofenheimer, I have been did done did.
Alphanumeral: ok fux, I'm the only 乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚one here so Lenny talk.
Gecock42069: you haven't gone to SUPRA BINYOT LANDE yet.
Plistinblitzen: *fucking dies*
Hodgepodgeman123: I'm with him. *Fucking dies*
Gecock42069: ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐
Alphanumeral: I uhh.. need to go meet Jesus bye-bye!
Alphanumeral: *fucking dies*

Meet Jesus by Lightwalker360 March 14, 2020

💓 your 🥩 

An emoticon (emoji) combination which means "masturbation", or BEAT your MEAT, HEARTBEAT your STEAK. Used by horny teenagers that don't understand the art of hunting booty.

Plistinblitzen: Tho r u oll here?
Gecock42069: 🍑💦🍆 what do you think of this
Plistinblitzen has left the chat
Gecock42069: okay I'm going on Pornhub to 💓 my🥩
Fecalfunny.com: don't 💓 your 🥩, it bad.
Gecock42069: Fucc u.

💓 your 🥩 by Lightwalker360 March 6, 2020

Bad Tom 

The character "Tom" from "Tom and Jerry" except he's been angry. Summoned by Sanees and the parodied song Mogolovonio, more effective than Gaster Blasters, and much willing to scream at you so loudly and powerfully that the frequencies generate an incinerating beam capable of obliterating anything before it.

Sanees: DO YOU WANT TO HAVE A BAD TOM?
Sr. Pelo: no
Bad Tom: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Bad Tom by Lightwalker360 February 18, 2020

(𓂀 ͜ʖ𓂀) 

A very creepy version of the Lenny face, AKA ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). The Lenny eyes are replaced with 𓂀 or The Eye if Horus. Used to convey a sense of creepiness further than that of the normal ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).

Plistinblitzen: tho how ith everyone doin?
Dumpledinkinlinkinblinkin: (𓂀 ͜ʖ𓂀)
Plistinblitzen: ah foug dayt thit ihm owt.
(Plistinblitzen disconnected from the server)
(Hodgepodgeman123 joined the server)
Dumpledinkinlinkinblinkin: heya
Hodgepodgeman123: ah hello there!
Dumpledinkinlinkinblinkin: you like my new emoticon?
Hodgepodgeman123: oh I just read the chat..
Dumpledinkinlinkinblinkin: (𓂀 ͜ʖ𓂀)(𓂀 ͜ʖ𓂀)(𓂀 ͜ʖ𓂀)(𓂀 ͜ʖ𓂀)(𓂀 ͜ʖ𓂀)(𓂀 ͜ʖ𓂀)(𓂀 ͜ʖ𓂀)(𓂀 ͜ʖ𓂀)(𓂀 ͜ʖ𓂀)(𓂀 ͜ʖ𓂀)(𓂀 ͜ʖ𓂀)(𓂀 ͜ʖ𓂀)(𓂀 ͜ʖ𓂀)(𓂀 ͜ʖ𓂀)(𓂀 ͜ʖ𓂀)(𓂀 ͜ʖ𓂀)(𓂀 ͜ʖ𓂀)(𓂀 ͜ʖ𓂀)(𓂀 ͜ʖ𓂀)
Hodgepodgeman123: Fuck this shit I'm out.
(Hodgepodgeman123 disconnected from the server)
Dumpledinkinlinkinblinkin: ',:(
(Dumpledinkinlinkinblinkin disconnected from the server)

(𓂀 ͜ʖ𓂀) by Lightwalker360 February 4, 2020

moderfouger 

An modified spelling of the vulgar word "motherfucker", usually used in sarcastic comments on something stupid.

Jane: I want two fatty meatball subs with three layers of cheese, five slices of lettuce, two tomatoes, six jalapeno slices, two sunny side up eggs, four strips of bacon, a small waffle, two teaspoons worth of canola oil and the bread should be natural flavor with little hints of parsley, thyme, mint, oregano and tarragon, I also want the bread to come straight from the farms of Germany and to be toasted to a fine crisp with coconut shreddings on top. Two large raspberry flavoured Powerades, and a small toy car sponsored by Honey nut Cheerios and NASCAR.

Server: Uh..

Jane: And also-

Server: You moderfouger!

moderfouger by Lightwalker360 February 1, 2020

i love my ball

A famous line that The Scout from Team Fortress 2 says.

Scout: Aw, I love my ball.

Heavy: COWARD!

i love my ball by Lightwalker360 January 30, 2020