Hot Shit

one who thinks they are the greatest person alive (usually male)

You aint no hot shit, but you deserve a reward.

by Light Joker April 11, 2005

cancer stick

a cigarette(from the fact that smoking causes cancer)

My older half-brother went outside for a cancer stick.

by Light Joker December 27, 2004

cream your jeans

(variants: pants or silkies may replace jeans, in may be added) to orgasm in your pants due to excessive sexual excitement(the second variant is said of females)

Did looking at her big breasts make you cream your jeans?

by Light Joker May 29, 2006

baltic

very very cold(possibly from the name of a sea)

It was baltic out there. I don't want to end up getting frostbite.

by Light Joker April 11, 2005

upbeat

positive, bright and cheery

I prefer music that is a little more upbeat.

by Light Joker February 06, 2006

dildo

a stupid or obnoxious person (from a term for an artificial substitute for an erect penis)

Get out of my way you fucking dildo.

by Light Joker December 02, 2005

booty

1. stolen treasure or goods

2. the buttocks

When the pirate spotted the treasure he yelled "booty" to tell the captain that he had found it.

by Light Joker October 25, 2004