Captain Obvious

a person who states the obvoius as if nobody knew it already

Thank you very much Captain Obvious.

by Light Joker March 18, 2007

cut out paper dolls

To be insane.

I noticed that on some old cartoons, that they would make a visual joke with the charters who were cutting out paper dolls.

by Light Joker June 15, 2004

Box Jelly

a creature of the cnidrian(jellyfish) family, chacrized by it's incredibly well working eyes, bright color, preditory agression,and spring loaded stinging cells on it's four tentacles. Instead of removing waste through it's mouth it's four tentacles absorb nutrients before puffimg out the waste material.

The Australian Box Jelly's sting make you lose hope that you will live, to add to it's already lethal power.

by Light Joker March 17, 2004

putz

1. the penis

2. a stupid or obnoxious person

You little putz! Who do you think you are?

by Light Joker December 23, 2005

raise hell

to make make or cause trouble

I knew they would raise hell if we went ahead with the plan.

by Light Joker April 30, 2007

motor-mouth

a person who is very talktive

This motor-mouth always follows me around at lunch time. I am sick of listening to his mindless chatter.

by Light Joker July 29, 2005

speed bump

1. a hump in the road designed to stop cars from going above 25 in a residential area.

2. anything that prevents one from achieving one's goals

Someone needs to repair the speed bump.

by Light Joker August 22, 2007