Penis Sucker

A person, especially a male homosexual, who performs felatio.

Ned Flanders called Kung-Fu Jesus a penis sucker.

by Light Joker May 28, 2004

white lightning

raw and inferior whiskey (see also rotgut, panther piss)

Just one shot of white lightning and he was plastered to the wall.

by Light Joker September 06, 2005

MRE

prepackaged food carried by the armed forces for use on the field during battle (an initialism that is often reinterpreted by soldiers that don't like them hence terms like meals rejected by the enemy)

My brother onced remarked that he would not mind having an MRE.

by Light Joker November 28, 2006

(as) jober as a sudge

very sober, not drunk(from a deliberate spoonerism on sober as a judge)

Of course I have not had any drinks tonight, I am obviously as jober as a sudge.

by Light Joker October 20, 2004

Kinky

1. weird, bizzare

2. sexually deviant

3. a sexually deviant person

They say that she's kinky but I think it's just a rumor.

by Light Joker April 30, 2006

joint

1. a prison

2. a marijuana cigarette

3. a tavern

4. a low-class establishment

He got thrown in the joint when they caught him with a joint.

by Light Joker May 20, 2006

double barreled slingshot

a brassier (jocular, from the shape)

Whoever hung that double barreled slingshot out here must be fat. Talk about streched out.

by Light Joker December 09, 2006