Jesus Lizard

Short for the Jesus-Christo Lizard a small lizard that can run on It's hind legs and across water. Also called the Basilisk.

I would realy be exited if I got a picture of a Jesus Lizard.

by Light Joker August 15, 2004

Queer beer

1. bad beer with low alcohol content.

2. any strange person.

3. a male homosexual(usually derogatory, resented by the homosexual community, an elaboration of queer)

The customers, who were tired of being served queer beer, eventually stopped coming to the tavern for their alcoholic beverages.

by Light Joker June 02, 2004

hairy

1. frightening, scary

2. difficult and rough

It looks like things are going to get hairy from now on.

by Light Joker September 04, 2005

Mexican standoff

a situation that nobody can triumph in, especially one where all people involved have guns

The Mexican standoff has become a cliche in movies.

by Light Joker October 10, 2006

frame

1. the human body

2. to incriminate an innocent person with false evidence

I'm not overwieght. I just have a wide frame.

by Light Joker February 21, 2006

third leg

the penis (see also middle leg)

My third leg was sore from jacking off.

by Light Joker June 26, 2005

engraved invitation

a specific request or plea to do something

Bringing your video games to school is an engraved invitation for trouble.

by Light Joker May 05, 2006