boat anchor

a heavy and useless object, especially a usless computer

If you buy that one, all you will get is a boat anchor.

by Light Joker February 28, 2005

easy does it

1. calm down, relax

2. be gentle

Easy does it. Go slowly and nothing will break.

by Light Joker January 14, 2006

joystick

1.a electronic device used to control the action in a computer game

2. the penis, especially when erect

The joystick is slowly being replaced by less cumbersome devices like control pads.

by Light Joker April 17, 2006

the middle of nowhere

a remote area, a very isolated place

These people sure do live in the middle of nowhere.

by Light Joker October 07, 2005

gorilla juice

steriods (bodybuilding, probably because Steriods cause you to become heavy and brawny like a gorilla)

If you do not let up on that gorilla juice, you will end up with manjugs.

by Light Joker December 14, 2004

hit the spot

AND hit the bull's-eye

to be refreshing

That coffee really hit the spot.

by Light Joker May 19, 2005

Thief-bay

the ebay website(because you can offer an item at an outrageously high price there)

If I ever go shopping online, I will never accept any offers from Thief-bay.

by Light Joker January 17, 2005