Light joker's definitions

vibes

feelings, atmosphere (from vibrations)

I get great vibes from that song.

by Light Joker April 1, 2007

petrified

alcohol intoxicated(another way of saying stoned (out))

That car was swerving so much, the driver had to be petrified.

by Light Joker March 14, 2005

player

a womanizer(see also play)

That guy is such a player. He asked my sister out, even though a bunch of other girls had already decided to go out with him.

by Light Joker November 24, 2004

in the black

having a lot of money (black is the color used by businesses to indicate profit on a graph)

Although they once came close to bankruptcy, they are now in the black.

by Light Joker April 8, 2006

ice queen

a cold and haughty woman

Fine, don't go out with me, ice queen.

by Light Joker March 21, 2005

battle ax

(also battle axe)
A very Agressive and bad tempered (old) woman

Shut up you old battle ax

by Light Joker April 2, 2004

number cruncher

1. an accountant or any one else who works with numerical data

2. a computer that can solve many problems at a fast rate

The number crunchers work harder than the rest of the company.

by Light Joker January 1, 2007