not know ones ass from ones elbow

(variants; a hole in the ground may replace ones Elbow)
To be cofused aboutr something.

Some people on this dictionary do not know thier asses from thier elbows.

by Light Joker June 12, 2004

keister

(also keester, keyster, kiester, or kister)

1. the buttocks

2. a suitcase that opens up into a display of goods

3. a rear pants pocket

4. a safe

He got shot in the keister.

by Light Joker August 12, 2005

pro

1. a professional

2. professional

3. a prostitute

That guy is a real pro when it comes to baseball.

by Light Joker December 10, 2004

Gutsy

1. brave

2. energetic and tough

He sure is one gutsy old man.

by Light Joker June 30, 2005

crackpot

1. a crazy idiot

2. crazy

That girl comes up with so many crackpot ideas.

by Light Joker October 18, 2004

townie

a permanent(nonstudent) resident of a college town

Some townie was rambling about the parties held by students of the university being too loud.

by Light Joker April 16, 2005

fluke

something that happens solely due to luck

It was just a fluke that you won. You won't be so lucky next time.

by Light Joker January 04, 2006