greased lightning

Someone or something incredibly fast

When he heard you were coming, he left like greased lightning.

by Light Joker October 19, 2005

play hooky

to avoid going to work or school without an excuse

Why do you play hooky every time this happens?

by Light Joker September 05, 2005

half-baked

foolish, poorly thought out, ill conceived

They are always coming up with half-baked excuses.

by Light Joker November 08, 2005

Blue Balls

a painful condition of the tesicles due to being sexually aroused for too long

One way to deal with blue balls is to take a cold shower.

by Light Joker November 23, 2005

BYOB

1. Bring your own booze

2. a party where you must provide your own alcohol

The party is at 6:00. BYOB

by Light Joker May 02, 2006

up a creek without a paddle

in a difficult situation with no simple solution

If you do something like that you'll be up a creek without a paddle.

by Light Joker May 20, 2007

Rent-a-cop

or rent-a-pig

a uniformed security guard

The guy was mad because he was caught shoplifting by a "rent-a-cop."

by Light Joker September 16, 2004