break into assholes

to become frightened, to panic(a reference to the association between fear and the loosening of the bowels)

I really broke into assholes when my mom had another seizure.

by Light Joker November 03, 2004

scuttlebutt

Rumors and gossip(navy)

That site is a good way to spread unwanted scuttlebutt.

by Light Joker January 15, 2005

on the rocks

poured over ice (usually said of liquor)

I think I'll a scotch on the rocks.

by Light Joker October 21, 2005

scoff

1. to mock someone or otherwise treat them in an offensive manner

2. food

The sooner you finish your scoff, the better.

by Light Joker December 03, 2006

cannon

a firearm, usually a pistol

He took a hard blow to the face before he could draw his cannon.

by Light Joker November 01, 2005

maumau

1. to coerce with rough treatment

2.a ruffian or other troublesome person
(from a Kenyan terrorist group of the 1950's)

They tried to maumau him into lying in court.

by Light Joker July 18, 2007

vroom

the loud noise made by the engine, especially one of a car(including one that lacks a muffler)

The engine went vroom vroom as he gunned it.

by Light Joker December 30, 2006