Light Joker 's definitions

klutz

a stupid or clumsy person.

Man, that new kid is such a klutz.

by Light Joker October 11, 2004

Douche bag

a dispicable person=scumbag, prick

You little douche bag, you won't get away with that so easily.

by Light Joker October 22, 2004

dead horse

an issue that doesn't matter anymore, especially one that is referred to repeatedly (see also beat a dead horse)

The whole thing is a dead horse. Get over it.

by Light Joker May 9, 2005

cheat

to be sexually unfaithful, to commit adultry

I knew she was cheating! I knew it all along.

by Light Joker May 15, 2006

snot

nasal mucus(see also snot rocket)

Yuck! I got snot on my new clothes.

by Light Joker November 23, 2004

cicada

The insect that can produce the worst sound ever. They are however, notorious for being poor flyers.

There are some varietys of the cicada that produce calls only cats and dogs can hear, which is evidenced by the people being unaffected by some of them while a dog howls in pain from hearing it.

by Light Joker June 24, 2004

floozie

1. a sexually loose woman

2. a prostitute

She was pissed off because some oaf called her a floozie.

by Light Joker December 11, 2004