Definitions by Light Joker

screwed, blued, and tatooed 

alcohol intoxicated, drunk

Just one drink and Edgar Allen Poe was screwed, blued, and tatooed.

screwed, blued, and tatooed by Light Joker March 24, 2004

Piss

to urinate
(especially in one's pants)

If I don't reach the bathroom I am gonna piss in my pants

Piss by Light Joker March 24, 2004

like the Wild Man of Borneo 

wildly messy

(said of a persons appearence)

"You look look the Wild Man of Borneo."

like the Wild Man of Borneo by Light Joker March 24, 2004

butt ugly 

very ugly
(from butt=very)

This room is butt ugly.

butt ugly by Light Joker March 21, 2004

Raven 

(in Fire Emblem for Gameboy Advance)

The nickname used to refer to perscilla's older brother, Raymond

Raven is a level 5 mercenary, traveling with Lucious the monk.

Raven by Light Joker March 20, 2004

Intestinal Fortitude 

A politicaly correct term for guts

Though Mohamad Ali may seem to have intestinal fortitude he is not healthy.

Intestinal Fortitude by Light Joker March 19, 2004

Box Jelly 

a creature of the cnidrian(jellyfish) family, chacrized by it's incredibly well working eyes, bright color, preditory agression,and spring loaded stinging cells on it's four tentacles. Instead of removing waste through it's mouth it's four tentacles absorb nutrients before puffimg out the waste material.

The Australian Box Jelly's sting make you lose hope that you will live, to add to it's already lethal power.

Box Jelly by Light Joker March 17, 2004