glock

a gun, a revolver(possibly named after a particular gun manufacturer)

Watch out, he has a glock.

by Light Joker March 11, 2005

talk on the big white phone

to vomit into the toilet

If he keeps drinking like that, not only will he have a hangover, but he will have to talk on the big white phone when he wakes up the next morning.

by Light Joker November 22, 2004

dank

1. very good

2. very bad

It was a thouroughly dank hotel.

by Light Joker January 07, 2006

baby-kisser

a politician (origin unknown)

It seems that baby-kissers are praised as much as they are criticized.

by Light Joker March 05, 2005

Nincada

The Trainee pokemon. It is part Bug and part ground. It is probably part ground because it comes out of the ground. (From a blend of Ninja and Cicada).

Nincada has a very interesting path of evolution.

by Light Joker May 23, 2004

Witch's tit

See (as) cold as hell

See as cold as hell

by Light Joker June 30, 2004

on easy street

in a condition of solvencey, ease, and tranquility

Lisa: "Say what you want Bart, but I think your a dimwit."

Bart: "Well from now on this dimwit is on easy street."

- The Simpsons

by Light Joker December 28, 2005