Light Joker 's definitions

petrified

alcohol intoxicated(another way of saying stoned (out))

That car was swerving so much, the driver had to be petrified.

by Light Joker March 14, 2005

Sharpclaw

(in Starfox Adventures for Nintendo Gamecube)
Power hungry mutant dinosaurs trying to conquer Dinasaur Planet.

The Sharpclaw are led by General Scales

by Light Joker March 27, 2004

act like one's shit dosen't stink

to act as if one is better than everybody else

Why do you always act like your shit dosen't stink?

by Light Joker June 27, 2005

double-bagger

a very ugly person (from the notion that one would need two bags to cover up the ugliness, one to go over the subject's head and another to go over one's own head see also triple-bagger)

Wow, look at the huge nose on that double-bagger over there.

by Light Joker October 14, 2005

g-string

a pair of women's underwear thatr exposes more than a thong

She should not wear low rise jeans and a g-string. It's a good way to end up being harassed.

by Light Joker January 11, 2006

booty

1. stolen treasure or goods

2. the buttocks

When the pirate spotted the treasure he yelled "booty" to tell the captain that he had found it.

by Light Joker October 25, 2004

elbow grease

physical effort, exertion

All it takes to get things done is a little elbow grease.

by Light Joker September 24, 2005