smoke eater

a firefighter; a fireman

An off duty smoke eater informed the police that someone planned to set off some illegal fireworks.

by Light Joker February 06, 2005

ear candy

soft and pleasant popular music

With an Ipod you can listen to as much ear candy as you want, when you want.

by Light Joker March 01, 2006

knock it off

stop it, desist (often a stern command)

Knock it off you freaking scallywags.

by Light Joker October 18, 2005

Crab

a pubic louse(usually plural)

That girl had crabs. Why would you even think about having sex with her?

by Light Joker October 13, 2004

Meth

1. Methamphetamine

2. methyl alcohol, denturated alcohol

If you don't stop snorting that meth you might hive a heart attack some day.

by Light Joker November 09, 2006

Devil's Tounge

The worlds most dangerous plant.
It releases a foul smelling gas that can kill you.

The Devil's Toung was banned from the U.S. because of the gas it releases.

by Light Joker June 03, 2004

ass-wipe

1. toilet paper

2. a worthless or annoying person

I can't believe were out of ass-wipe.

by Light Joker November 26, 2006