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Definitions by Light Joker

crack someone up

to make someone laugh(see also crack up.)
"Your foolishness just cracks me up."

hold one's horses

Hold your horses! I will get to that in a minute.
a strong man hired to eject people from a bar or other similar place(Supposedly, a person bounces when thrown out.)
That bouncer looked as if he could rip a tree right out of the ground.
bouncer by Light Joker May 2, 2005
a prostitute(Refers to getting men hooked into a situation where they can be exploited sexually or robbed. Has nothing to do with a certain General Hooker.)
Some hooker was flashing her privates, right in the middle of the street.
hooker by Light Joker May 1, 2005
food that has too much fat(among other things) and bears little nutritional value
Lay off the junk food already. It's not like it's going to do anything good.
junk food by Light Joker April 30, 2005
someone who has been subdued or nearly subdued
Im a goner! You must go on without me.
goner by Light Joker April 29, 2005
a case of diarrhea (refers to a bowel movement)
I haven't had a case of the movies since I was little.
movies by Light Joker April 27, 2005