Light Joker's definitions

old fart

An old man, an old fellow(considered offensive to the elderly)

Why does the old fart keep on talking so much?

by Light Joker August 18, 2004

pink eye

an accute and contagious infection that causes inflamation of the surface of the eye, accute contagious conjunctivitis

You should stay home on the first day you have pink eye to prevent it from spreading.

by Light Joker October 10, 2005

cretin

What many of the people who contribute to this website behave like.

I hate it when those cretins contribute words of foul play to this site.

by Light Joker June 1, 2004

joint

1. a prison

2. a marijuana cigarette

3. a tavern

4. a low-class establishment

He got thrown in the joint when they caught him with a joint.

by Light Joker May 25, 2006

second fiddle

an inferior position (see also play second fiddle)

He hated the idea of playing second fiddle to his rival.

by Light Joker August 16, 2005

nuke

1. a nuclear device or facility

2. to destroy with a nuclear weapon

3. to cook or heat something in a microwave oven

The eventual report confirmed that Iraq did not have nukes or any other WMDs.

by Light Joker September 5, 2005

not lay a finger on

to leave someone or something unscathed, untouched, etc

He will not lay a finger on my sister.

by Light Joker May 20, 2006