Light Joker's definitions

bombshell

an astonishing news story that is revealed without warning

in light of the bombshell, the school sent the students home.

by Light Joker December 1, 2006

tenderfoot

an inexperienced person, a newcomer

Though he has skills to succeed, he still behaves like a tenderfoot.

by Light Joker December 30, 2005

upholstered

obese, fat, plump, overwieght

If you were not so upholstered you would fit in the seats better.

by Light Joker November 3, 2006

funny bone

the elbow(origin unknown)

Ouch, I just hit my funny bone.

by Light Joker November 12, 2004

MRE

prepackaged food carried by the armed forces for use on the field during battle (an initialism that is often reinterpreted by soldiers that don't like them hence terms like meals rejected by the enemy)

My brother onced remarked that he would not mind having an MRE.

by Light Joker November 29, 2006

expect the unexpected

Expect that what is not predicted will happen.

Person 1: I did not expect you to be here

person 2: expect the unexpected.

by Light Joker August 8, 2004

lurker

a person who reads the posts on a forum, message board, etc, but does not post

The guy was just another lurker with no life.

by Light Joker August 28, 2005