old fart

An old man, an old fellow(considered offensive to the elderly)

Why does the old fart keep on talking so much?

by Light Joker August 19, 2004

six shooter

1. a revolver that holds six cartriges

2. any revolver

Look out, he's got a six shooter.

by Light Joker October 02, 2005

goner

someone who has been subdued or nearly subdued

Im a goner! You must go on without me.

by Light Joker April 30, 2005

California Christmas tree

a palm tree decorated like a Christmas tree(palm trees are plentiful in California, Florida and other states with similar climates)

His parents did not believe in using artifical trees. However, no evergeen trees grew where they came form. The solution was to get a California Christmas tree.

by Light Joker December 16, 2004

quick on the draw

(Variants: trigger or uptake may replace draw)

quick to respond

You have to be quick on the draw to hit the targets.

by Light Joker July 29, 2005

java

coffee (from the Indonesian island coffee was exported from)

My mom can't wake up without a cup of java.

by Light Joker July 20, 2005

gorilla juice

steriods (bodybuilding, probably because Steriods cause you to become heavy and brawny like a gorilla)

If you do not let up on that gorilla juice, you will end up with manjugs.

by Light Joker December 14, 2004