Definitions by Light Joker

nuke 

1. a nuclear device or facility

2. to destroy with a nuclear weapon

3. to cook or heat something in a microwave oven

The eventual report confirmed that Iraq did not have nukes or any other WMDs.

nuke by Light Joker September 5, 2005

get it off 

1. to have an orgasm

2. to copulate

3. to masturbate

He is in his room getting it off.

get it off by Light Joker September 5, 2005

all ears 

eager to listen, keenly attentive

When it comes to gossip, those two are all ears.

all ears by Light Joker September 5, 2005

under the weather

1. ill

2. alcohol intoxicated, drunk

I am feeling under the weather today.

under the weather by Light Joker September 5, 2005

have (or get) cold feet 

to become afraid, to have second thoughts

This is no time to get cold feet.

have (or get) cold feet by Light Joker September 5, 2005

It takes two to tango 

this cannot happen without more than one person

The reason we came out alive is because we worked together. After all, it takes two to tango.

It takes two to tango by Light Joker September 5, 2005

morning wood 

an erection that occurs when you wake up in the morning

I woke up with a morning wood today.

morning wood by Light Joker September 5, 2005