break into assholes

to become frightened, to panic(a reference to the association between fear and the loosening of the bowels)

I really broke into assholes when my mom had another seizure.

by Light Joker November 04, 2004

cooties

1. real or imagined lice

2. an imaginary problem that little kids use as an excuse not to touch or go near someone.

Little Boy: Will you be my valentine?

Little Girl: Eww, no way! You probably have cooties anyway.

by Light Joker December 04, 2004

pump ship

1. to urinate(crude. From the expression that refers to pumping the bilge water form a ship.)

2. to vomit(crude. Less well known than sense one.)

I felt like my bladder would burst If I did not pump ship soon.

by Light Joker April 20, 2005

belly flop

a dive in which one strikes the water stomache first

After what happened last time, I am never going to do a belly flop again.

by Light Joker August 11, 2005

noid

a paranoid person(from an abbriviation of paranoid)

That guy thinks that the bees are just going to come and sting him without warning. He is such a noid.

by Light Joker September 25, 2004

maggot

a vile and disgusting person

Come and get it you freaking maggots.

by Light Joker November 06, 2004

butt

1.The buttocks, the hindquarters, the posterior

2. the remaining end of a smoked cigarette

3. very, extremely

Don't make him mad or he will kick your butt.

by Light Joker August 20, 2004