gorilla juice

steriods (bodybuilding, probably because Steriods cause you to become heavy and brawny like a gorilla)

If you do not let up on that gorilla juice, you will end up with manjugs.

by Light Joker December 13, 2004

levis

blue denim pants (from Levi Strauss, a company that makes such garnments)

I would not advise you to wear levis in this weather.

by Light Joker December 28, 2005

double barreled slingshot

a brassier (jocular, from the shape)

Whoever hung that double barreled slingshot out here must be fat. Talk about streched out.

by Light Joker December 10, 2006

perk

1. an advantage of a particular job or assignment

2. percolated coffee

3. to run smoothly or well

One of the perks of sole-proprietorish is being your own boss.

by Light Joker May 16, 2006

Queen

1. a wealthy and gracious woman

2. a male homosexual

She looked like a queen, but she saw nothing special about herself.

by Light Joker November 18, 2004

Tub of lard

or tub of guts

a very fat person(crude, cruel, and also a rude term of adress)

That tub of lard, who came out of popey's Chicken, fell on my arm.

by Light Joker December 04, 2004

up a creek without a paddle

in a difficult situation with no simple solution

If you do something like that you'll be up a creek without a paddle.

by Light Joker June 07, 2007