Definitions by Light Joker

Cockatrice

a dragon type creature, small in size,posessing the head of a rooster, a serphant like tail, and the power to urn you to stone if you looked it in the eye. AKA Basilisk

That cockatrice is up to no good again.

Cockatrice by Light Joker April 20, 2004

Delaware 

The State where I live. Anyone who says bad things or makes entirely incorrect statments about Delaware should shut thier trap. I live In New Castle County, in Northern Delaware. Things are not boring at all. The only thing bad about it is that it is illegal to use a weapon in self defense. Too many people write definitions that say mean things about Delaware.

I live in Windy Hills, which is a Suburban Neiborhood in Newark, which is partof New Castle County, Delaware.

Delaware by Light Joker April 16, 2004

Wasp 

A term implying that the said person is all white.
(Acronym, From White Anglo-Saxon Protestant, usually derogatory)

Just because I am white does not mean I am a Wasp.

Wasp by Light Joker April 16, 2004

Nosferatu 

(in Fire Emblem for Gameboy Adavance)
Dark Magic spell that drains health into the character using it.

A Shaman on the other side just might pose a problem for you if he posesses Nosferatu.

Nosferatu by Light Joker April 16, 2004

school

a building where you learn to do things that are neccesarry to function succesfully in the world. many people take their theier rights to be educated for granted and do not end up learning before until it is to late. There a also who get so worn out from school that they lose thier rational composure. Many people think that they can stay focused on the unimportant events in school. Too many people are pessimistic about education. Sometimes the principal of the a certain school does thing that make students feel like they are hopeless, like not kicking students out of the bathroom when they are not finished going just because they think the students are going to cause trouble all the time, or they have the idea that being tough and getting innocent students in trouble without a saying what they are being accused of doing is neccesary to dicipline them, not to mention asking for dress code that is almost not fully possible for students to follow. (Why are they being so stubborn as not to just switch to a uniform policy?) This behavior actuallly makes them fell less worse about school. Another problem with education is the government of Delaware(which is the state I live in by the way)requiring students to take time to complete state tests, just to get into college.

School is tough but it will get you through life, you can count on that.

school by Light Joker April 12, 2004

Doduo 

1. Brittish version of dodo=stupid person.
2. the twin bird pokemon.

1. You are such a douduo.

2. Douduo, use Drill Peck, now.

Doduo by Light Joker April 9, 2004

Pustle-gut 

(old slang)and pus-gut

1. a protruberant belly

2. a person with a protruberant belly

You would look a lot better without that pustle-gut.

Pustle-gut by Light Joker April 9, 2004