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A small cheap car, an "econobox". Beep boxes typically have a boxy, boring, no-frills body style and a high pitched horn that sounds like it belongs on a toy car. The old Chevy Chevettes and Ford Festivas are typical examples of beep boxes.
John didn't have much money, so he had to buy a beep box.
by Libertine October 19, 2005
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If my dog was as ugliful as she was, I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards
by Libertine October 3, 2005
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An almost universally accepted societal value that is almost immune from questioning, often unreasonably so.
Monogamy is one of our society's biggest sacred cows.
by Libertine October 4, 2005
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1. A semen stain on clothing, particularly embarrassing for a male around the groin area. A stain possibly caused by a male accidentally ejaculating on ones self or sexual misadventure.

2. A derogatory term used to describe a person as nothing more than a disgusting semen stain.
1. Oh shit I dropped ice cream on my trousers and its going to look like a wankstain.

2. What a fucking wank stain.
by Libertine April 9, 2016
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A derogatory name for Burger King.

When I was a kid, we had a rhyme that was a take off of their current advertising jingle:

The bigger the boogers
The greener the boogers
The boogers are bigger
At Booger King!
I had a nasty burger at Booger King
by Libertine October 4, 2005
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To be in a very precarious position, most commonly used when a person is in imminent danger of being fired from their job.
The way John has been fucking up at work lately, I wouldn't be surprised if he has one foot on a banana peel and the other one out the door.
by Libertine October 4, 2005
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For a person who works for tips, such as a waiter or a pizza delivery driver, when they work an entire shift without getting a single tip. Related to the slang word for not getting a tip: "stiff".
I got so many stiffs working last night that I thought I was at a gangbang.
by Libertine October 3, 2005
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