Definitions by Libertine

flat tire

A person who is boring, a downer.

His date was such a flat tire that he snuck out the back door and ditched her at the restaurant.

flat tire by Libertine October 2, 2005

dial tone 

A dull, boring person with absolutely no individuality.

John has all the personality of a dial tone.

dial tone by Libertine October 2, 2005

dead into it 

To be right in the middle of sex, buried to the hilt inside of a woman.

I was dead into it when her husband opened the door and caught us together.

dead into it by Libertine October 2, 2005

barn burner

a big dramatic disagreement, a shouting match, or a knockdown dragdown fight.

When Mary caught Sue with her husband, they had a barn burner of a fight.

barn burner by Libertine October 2, 2005

by-blow 

18th century slang for a child born out of wedlock.

As well as having a daughter with his wife, Ben Franklin fathered a by-blow by another woman. (This is true).

by-blow by Libertine October 2, 2005