Sinking Feeling

Imagine you are in the comfort of your own home and just went for a massive dirty shit. On completion and full ruination of the bowl you look around to realise there is no toilet roll. After the initial panic you decide that you must leave the toilet and hunt for toilet roll. On standing up you feel your arse cheeks sandwich together at which point you have that sinking feeling.

Better check first for toilet roll, you don't want to get that sinking feeling.

by Libertine August 20, 2016

barn burner

a big dramatic disagreement, a shouting match, or a knockdown dragdown fight.

When Mary caught Sue with her husband, they had a barn burner of a fight.

by Libertine October 02, 2005

Butt In

To meddle in another person's private business.

To interrupt a conversation.

John told his brother not to butt in when he was talking to his girlfriend.

by Libertine September 01, 2009

step on it

To hurry, to accelerate.

If he didn't drive faster, we were going to be late, so I told him to step on it.

by Libertine October 04, 2005

raise a big stink

To make a loud, prolonged complaint, especially in a public situation.

If Mary doesn't get the promotion, she will raise a big stink about it to everyone in the office.

by Libertine October 02, 2005

one foot on a banana peel and the other one out the door

To be in a very precarious position, most commonly used when a person is in imminent danger of being fired from their job.

The way John has been fucking up at work lately, I wouldn't be surprised if he has one foot on a banana peel and the other one out the door.

by Libertine October 04, 2005

gangbang

For a person who works for tips, such as a waiter or a pizza delivery driver, when they work an entire shift without getting a single tip. Related to the slang word for not getting a tip: "stiff".

I got so many stiffs working last night that I thought I was at a gangbang.

by Libertine October 03, 2005