Risk Assessment

Risk Assessment is the statistical probability that someone will hurt you
So Britney left him and he is just now getting over it. Later Britney texted him and filled the text with hearts and emoji kisses. Homeboy better do a risk assessment before he breaks up with Ashley just to get back with Britney.
by Liberation Theology February 24, 2020
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A co worker who is not the boss who acts like they are the boss, prison guard, and chief bean counter.
James put a bag of trash in my office because they have delusions of grant recipient grandeur
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Jerry's equation

Jerry's equation is based upon the concept of a type 2 error in statistical analysis. A type 2 error is thinking that a relationship is not failing when it really is. This is also known as a false negative or negative error.
He drove all the way to Charlotte to just have her tell him she was cleaning the house and he is still with her. Homeboy better wake up to Jerry's equation.
by Liberation Theology December 10, 2019
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Nuke with Salted Earth

The act of blocking and deleting a person from social media, phone and everything else given with an explanation of why a relationship will never work; forever destroying the possibility of ever meeting again. Much more polite and complete than ghosting. A relationship nuked is utterly destroyed and forever gone.
I found out she does meth so I had to nuke with Salted Earth our relationship.
by Liberation Theology August 21, 2019
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Tiger Tamer

A woman who is so perfect that a man dating multiple women chooses to abandon all the women he is dating but her. This perfect woman, this Tiger Tamer, is the one perfect woman which causes a man to love her and her alone.
Yo, I used to be a real player. Then I met Joyce and she be a real Tiger Tamer. So now it be just her.
by Liberation Theology February 14, 2020
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Springtime in December

A relationship that began in winter which is stable, happy and full of promise.
Katerina left me in the fall but hey I found springtime in December
by Liberation Theology November 14, 2019
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Brady Bunch Christmas

A Brady Bunch Christmas is when you take your children to spend Christmas with the children of your boyfriend/girlfriend.
I bought presents for her kids and we are going to have both families together for a Brady Bunch Christmas
by Liberation Theology December 23, 2019
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