LiNdA's definitions

balls thats all

A hapless man usually from Hammond, Indiana,with extremely gargantuan hairy balls and a 2" erect shlong.

OMG!!! My eyes are bleeding!!!

OMG!!! EeeeeW!!! Furry basketballs!!! um...John, I hear my mom calling, got to run........byeeeeeeeeeee.

by Linda April 25, 2005

chocolate french

a french kiss with the added delight of chocolate =P

Britney: with a taste of your lips im on a ride... your choclit tongue slipping under...

by Linda August 23, 2004

chat tampons

started by chatleader Thiviya somelastname, chat tampons is the coolest chat in the world, but it's making us all fail. But its still really really cool! JUST LIKE THIVIYA WHO WON'T LET ME HAVE SEX WITH HER.

topics that come up a lot in 'chat tampons'-
sex
masturbating
sex
sex
PENIS
and- PENIS!!!
clay penises, too. and rubber ones.

by linda April 4, 2005

Rojewski

A manchild of Polish descent who marrys a woman 15 years older than him for her money. Gets fired from 10 minimum wage jobs a year. Displays pride in his rotten, garbage filled rusted blue car. Is Extremely stupid, cheap, a liar, and whiney baby. One would have a better conversation with a rock, than with a Rojewski. Cheats on his Ruth 24/7...not a true Rojewski, but just as dumb, allowing herself to be used.

A "man" who's family are the original characters portayed in all Polish jokes past and present.

Waitress 1: "Hey, that wanky Polack ran out, without paying!!! effing Turd!!!"
Waitress 2: Oh, man! I do believe you've been Rojewski'd!!!


A Little ditty, sung in the tune of Squarebob Spongepants:
"Who would live in a Pineapple if it was freeeee?...Spongejim Rojewsssskkkkiiii...!!!"
"Who's stupid, cheap and has ADD..? Spongejim Rojewwwwwssskkkiiii."

by linda April 30, 2005

ritch

Celibate man who offered to cook me a dinner then cancelled.

"Are we doing it tonight?" " Not tonight love I'm Ritch"

by Linda February 18, 2004

Huynh

a viet surname. ppl wit this surname are very helpful, sweet, dependable, positive, and lokable =P

OMG. Matt is a total Huynh!

by Linda August 18, 2004

Steak bake

A large pasty like snack which you can currently get down Greggs on a 2 for 1 deal basis. Unfortunately due to high demand from one induvidual who goes by the name of Jack, the factory supplying the ingredients for these bakes has been thrown into turmoil, with staff shortages and the like. Jack has currently bought up most of the shop and Greggs is consequently contemplating closure for the forseeable future due to lack of items of food for sale. If and when Greggs does re-open, Jack will almost certainly be banned from going within 10 feet of the shop. The boy in question is currently on the NHS waiting list for the proceedure of stomach stapeling.

Linda: I'm out of a job

Tor: *shocked* how? why?

Linda: That kid ate all the steak bakes in Greggs and the factory I was in wasn't sufficiently staffed and couldn't cope with the heavy work load.

Tor: Bastard *shakes fist*

by Linda April 17, 2005