karaoke sadist

A singing-talentless person who deliberately chooses songs at karaoke that are painful to listen to and who uses their power or authority to inflict their singing on others.
John: Man, President Watanabe's singing is terrible! Why does he always take us to karaoke? And he's the boss so I can never say no...

Yumiko: That guy is a pure karaoke sadist!
by Lex Sleuthor May 29, 2009
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Cell potato

A person too lazy to get off their ass and go see colleagues in the same office or building, who contacts them instead by cellphone.
At the watercooler....

Jon: Hey Sally, how's things?
Sally: Not bad. Got any weekend plans?
Jon: Well, I was thinking (phone vibrates) sorry, gotta check this. Hello? (looks around, sighs) I'll get one.
Sally: Who was that?
Jon: Bob. He wanted a cup of water.
Sally: But he is sitting right over there! What a cell potato...
Jon: What's a 'cell potato?'
Sally: Ever heard of Urban Dictionary?
by Lex Sleuthor April 26, 2010
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trashon sense

A skewed idea of fashion mostly seen in women where trashy or overly revealing clothes are considered chic.
Anne: How does this leopard skin shirt look on me? I cut it off below the boobs to show my belly. Pretty sexy with this jean skirt?

Lisa: Honey, you have some trashon sense.
by Lex Sleuthor April 23, 2009
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Zombpocalypse

1 The impending time when the dead will rise from their sleep to devour the living.

2 A party or uni class where you are urrounded by dull, lifeless types.
My cousin went batshit crazy and is living in the mountains hoarding guns and food for the Zombpocalypse. Least I got a place to run to if that shit ever hits the fan.

Holy crap, that English department mixer was a real Zombpocalypse. Let's hit a bar - I need a stiff drink in a place with a pulse.
by Lex Sleuthor August 30, 2009
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Ball of Hate

Generally, one of those foreigners in Japan who hates everything and everybody. Specifically, one of those foreign women in Japan who automatically hate foreign guys, especially if they are married to a Japanese person.
Dad: Why dont you go visit your cousin Wendy in Tokyo?

Tom: Dad, I'm in Osaka, that's pretty far. Also, I talked to her and although she's been here just a year, she knows everything and hates it all. On top of that, I told her about my wedding plans with Yumiko and Wendy called me a misogynistic pig. She's a real Ball of Hate.

Dad: Ball of Hate??

Tom: Go check Urban Dictionary...
by Lex Sleuthor August 20, 2009
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scummy mummy

Derivative of yummy mummy. A hot-looking mother who dresses overly sexy or downright trashy.
Joe: Ooh, check out that skank! Must be coming back from her nightjob at the blowjob bar.

Bill: Nah man, that scummy mummy is picking up her kids at the preschool. Guess she's passing on the trashon sense.
by Lex Sleuthor April 23, 2009
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Kitty Porn

Glossy centerfolds of kittens and their ilk staring lovingly into the camera or doing something unabashedly cute. Usually adorns the wall of seniors or other lonely people.
I got grandma another calender of cats for Christmas. She loves the kitty porn.
by Lex Sleuthor August 12, 2009
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