twatface

An offence where one has the face of a twat

Hey Twatface, you have the face of a twat. Twatface

by Lewis March 17, 2003

shithole

woodhall, scotland.

the hillz, the highlands etc

by lewis June 15, 2004

Sex-Muffin

n. A member of a ggroup of friends that likes to grope one another.

Your my sex-muffin

by Lewis March 23, 2004

gandalf

santa on crack

you shall not pass!

by lewis June 14, 2004

redneck

"The glorious absence of sophistication"
-Jeff Foxworthy

you might be a redneck if the tires on your truck cost more than your truck

by lewis March 02, 2004

Rinsed

When someone gets one over on another. be it a quick punch or a better insult, whatever it is, to be better than another. This is a term used by a bystander or the insulter to inform others of the victims unfortunate bullying and to further embarressment. This is then followed by a 'DJ' style hand action and 'DJ' noise, and continuous mocking.

Lewisun-provoked: Alistair, you are a DICK and im shagging your girlfriend
Alistairnear to tears: meany
Lewis: COCK
Jacklistening and Laughing: HAHA 'RINSED' *'DJ' hand action*

by LEWIS December 01, 2003

strat

quite good guitar. known because alot of ppl say they make the perfect sound. i perswonally dont like them that much, give me an lp any day!

see tele.......... feck aff

by lewis July 21, 2004