17 definitions by Lenny

Chick to Dick Ratio

The ratio of chicks to dicks (guys). Preferably 2:1 or better.
Ther higher the ratio, the higher the chance of there being a chick for your dick.

Comes from me. I invented this a few moments ago, while asking about a friend's party.

The chick to dick ratio at the party was 1:5. Total dudefest. I didn't get any poontang that night.

by Lenny July 27, 2004

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boo-urns

The noise people make at MR. BURNS.

As in, "They're not booing, they're saying 'Boo-urns'".

by Lenny April 10, 2003

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Len

A shortened version of the male first name Leonard.

So Len, why don't you like to be called Leonard?

by Lenny April 23, 2005

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indie ska

indie ska is independent ska music

Indie ska is my dream

Meet me at indie ska

Indie sk says what?

by Lenny April 29, 2004

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Mugglenet

The best Harry Potter website in the world. Is funny, but also a good place for HP updates.

Muggle 1: Mugglenet rocks!
Muggle 2: I totally agree!

by Lenny December 31, 2004

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dental

A word repeated together with the words PLAN, LISA, NEEDS, and BRACES to form a hilarious comody sketch.

So long dental plan...

Dental plan... lisa needs braces...

by Lenny November 04, 2003

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twerkin'

to do your shit like a mutha fuckin professional

Today at my J-O-B I was twerkin' it like a pro...all day, ery day.

by Lenny February 02, 2004

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