Mugglenet

The best Harry Potter website in the world. Is funny, but also a good place for HP updates.

Muggle 1: Mugglenet rocks!
Muggle 2: I totally agree!

by Lenny December 31, 2004

heylo

an angelic way of saying hello... comonly used in slang conversations :P

heylo motherfucker!!!

by lenny April 05, 2004

Chick to Dick Ratio

The ratio of chicks to dicks (guys). Preferably 2:1 or better.
Ther higher the ratio, the higher the chance of there being a chick for your dick.

Comes from me. I invented this a few moments ago, while asking about a friend's party.

The chick to dick ratio at the party was 1:5. Total dudefest. I didn't get any poontang that night.

by Lenny July 27, 2004

dental

A word repeated together with the words PLAN, LISA, NEEDS, and BRACES to form a hilarious comody sketch.

So long dental plan...

Dental plan... lisa needs braces...

by lenny November 04, 2003

Crapper

Named after the inventor of the modern toilet, Thomas Crapper of England

I need to use the crapper.

by lenny May 13, 2005

crap head

Crap Head: a comonly used term... for the insane!!!! mooohahahahaha!!! naw, it means a very stupid or mean person, or just a general insult.

u fuckin crap head!!!! get the fuck away from me!!!

by lenny April 05, 2004

Burrett

Someone who cannot control his emotions and gets angry easily. As a result, everyone else deliberately provokes a burrett to get a reaction because it is so easy.

He looks like a bit of a burrett. I bet I can make him mad within two minutes.

by Lenny June 22, 2004