LemonySnickets's definitions

Slapped Ham

A red or inflammed pussy, most common after

drawn out & vigorous sex.

Let me know when I can have some more of that slapped ham

by LemonySnickets February 5, 2022

Commutard

(COM-YOU-TARD)

1. A person who acts as though all people with a particular personal trait belong to a "community" and therefore must all agree unanimously on any issue, or hold the same beliefs because of that shared trait.

2. A small minded and discriminatory person who robs others of their individuality by trying to group them based on personal traits or characteristics.

Example 1
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Person 1: The skeptic community has always voted for X party
Person 2: Stop being a commutard

Example 2
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Person 1: I support the hetrosexual community in their desire to X
Person 2: Stop being a commutard

by LemonySnickets September 25, 2020

iSpastic

Someone who is mistakes memes or other elements of internet culture for reality

Politician 1: I think we should fix the economy
Politician 2: Ok boomer
Politician 1: I'm 25 you iSpastic

by LemonySnickets December 16, 2019

Stick your head in a bucket

1. To be so frustrated with someone that you want them to kill themselves.
2. To want someone to stop existing

Oh my god moron, go stick your head in a bucket

by LemonySnickets December 13, 2019

Souchebag

It's like a douchebag, but for cyclists

omg, this souchebag cyclist just cut me off

by LemonySnickets October 22, 2020

lolly guy

A homosexual male who is very into performing oral sex. Usually associated with the person being needy or insecure.

My new boyfriend is such a lolly guy I don't know how to deal with it.

by LemonySnickets May 30, 2017

Butt Potato

Noun.

1. Poo

I'm going for a butt potato

by LemonySnickets November 14, 2021