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Slapped Ham

A red or inflammed pussy, most common after

drawn out & vigorous sex.
Let me know when I can have some more of that slapped ham
by LemonySnickets February 5, 2022
mugGet the Slapped Hammug.

Commutard

(COM-YOU-TARD)

1. A person who acts as though all people with a particular personal trait belong to a "community" and therefore must all agree unanimously on any issue, or hold the same beliefs because of that shared trait.

2. A small minded and discriminatory person who robs others of their individuality by trying to group them based on personal traits or characteristics.
Example 1
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Person 1: The skeptic community has always voted for X party
Person 2: Stop being a commutard

Example 2
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Person 1: I support the hetrosexual community in their desire to X
Person 2: Stop being a commutard
by LemonySnickets September 25, 2020
mugGet the Commutardmug.

Commutard

(COM-YOU-TARD)

1. A person who acts as though all people with a particular personal trait belong to a "community" and therefore must all agree unanimously on any issue, or hold the same beliefs because of that shared trait.

2. A small minded and discriminatory person who robs others of their individuality by trying to group them based on personal traits or characteristics.
Example 1
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Person 1: The skeptic community has always voted for X party
Person 2: Stop being a commutard

Example 2
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Person 1: I support the hetrosexual community in their desire to X
Person 2: Stop being a commutard
by LemonySnickets September 25, 2020
mugGet the Commutardmug.

Dickprint

Hey mate, how is the new dickprint?
by LemonySnickets June 7, 2018
mugGet the Dickprintmug.

Twitter Wrong

A term used to express that someones understanding of a word, quote, event or issue has been wrapped away from reality by twitter.

The term came about in response to the tendency of twitter users to misinterpret things then spread that misinterpretation around like a game of telephone.
Eg 1.

"Man, this reporter is always twitter wrong"
by LemonySnickets July 18, 2020
mugGet the Twitter Wrongmug.

Sucker Fish

A person devoid of any real talent or skill, who denigrates others in order to gain social status or improve their social position.
Person 1: This guy keeps harassing me
Person 2: Don't mind him, he's just a sucker fish
by LemonySnickets September 25, 2020
mugGet the Sucker Fishmug.

iSpastic

Someone who is mistakes memes or other elements of internet culture for reality
Politician 1: I think we should fix the economy
Politician 2: Ok boomer
Politician 1: I'm 25 you iSpastic
by LemonySnickets December 16, 2019
mugGet the iSpasticmug.

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