Leland Bruce 's definitions

wicked fat dyke

Big ole thick lady that loves to muff dive with the most wettest gash in the land. Usually named after a great aunt or somethin that was also a lesbian but was born in a time when they wasn’t allowed to be one. Wendy Lawson sounds like one. Maybe you should go ask her sister if you know what I mean.

Peter: Did you hear about Wendy Lawson?

Quint: Yeah she got caught eatin her sister’s juicy peach last night under the bleacher at the football stadium.

Peter: Bummer, I thought she liked cock.

Quint: No sir, she’s what they call a “wicked fat dyke”

by Leland Bruce December 19, 2023

Butt Fucking a Pussy

When she asks you to go inside her vagina and treat it like a butt hole.

Ashford: Hey man what do you know about Butt Fucking a Pussy…?

Braylon: I’ve only done it 14 times. You have to really throw your weight around and make sure to save up a behemoth load.

Ashford: Yeah okay that makes sense uncle Braylon. Let’s just hope I can throttle some flesh

Braylon: Good luck nephew. Make sure you break a sweat.

by Leland Bruce September 8, 2023

junkyard ho

A thick bitch with a fat ass and a lot of issues. Her face looks like Quasimodo and she lives on the bad side of town.

Torrance: Yo homie what are you doing with that chick?

Latrell: She suck the paint off it suhhn

Torrance: Yeah…cause she a junkyard ho. She always goblin’ on some meat.

Latrell: DAYUMMM. WARN A BROTHA NEXT TIME SUHHHHHNNN.

by Leland Bruce January 23, 2023

pile pounder

When you get yourself a pile, stack, or bushel of women and stack them on top of each other. After stacking them you proceed to pound their pussies until satisfaction is achieved for all parties. Be careful if you are going to attempt a career as a pile pounder. Too much ass at once stacked upon each other has killed many men.

Doug: I want to have a 3 way so bad.

Tim: You should try to become a pile pounder bro. I think you have the dick for it.

Doug: shit can be dangerous bro. But stacked ass does sound like something I need to tackle.

by Leland Bruce January 24, 2023

Magenta Skye

The force behind this being is so powerful that it cannot be explained to normal man. Harness it and you will be rewarded with all of the women in the land of plenty. Breasts that hang so low await you. Vaginas dripping with life. Do you want this power? Can it be used for anything else? What is there left to be said that hasn’t been? 30 days and 30 nights. That’s what you must ask yourself. Am I worthy?

John: I went for Magenta Skye and lost my way

Greg: what happened?

John: she was tight and toned but Magenta Skye came down from above and told me my time was through.

by Leland Bruce January 24, 2023

Throb Johnson

Nickname for the 36th President of the United States. He received this nickname after his wife revealed his high sex drive and constantly throbbing penis. She was quoted saying he had to be drained 5-7 times a day. Orally and vaginally.

Dean: What’s up with Brenda?

Charlie: She can’t handle me. I’m just like Throb Johnson. Always needing a suck.

Dean: Damn man.

by Leland Bruce January 24, 2023

Slutty Jeremy

The friend you know that lays pipe and never pulls out because he’s so horny and such a slut.

Brad: Dude I think I might do it tonight.

Kyle: Do what?

Brad: Act like a total Slutty Jeremy. I’ve been jonesing for a creampie.

Kyle: Gnarly!

by Leland Bruce January 24, 2023