Leland Bruce 's definitions

junkyard ho

A thick bitch with a fat ass and a lot of issues. Her face looks like Quasimodo and she lives on the bad side of town.

Torrance: Yo homie what are you doing with that chick?

Latrell: She suck the paint off it suhhn

Torrance: Yeah…cause she a junkyard ho. She always goblin’ on some meat.

Latrell: DAYUMMM. WARN A BROTHA NEXT TIME SUHHHHHNNN.

by Leland Bruce January 23, 2023

pile pounder

When you get yourself a pile, stack, or bushel of women and stack them on top of each other. After stacking them you proceed to pound their pussies until satisfaction is achieved for all parties. Be careful if you are going to attempt a career as a pile pounder. Too much ass at once stacked upon each other has killed many men.

Doug: I want to have a 3 way so bad.

Tim: You should try to become a pile pounder bro. I think you have the dick for it.

Doug: shit can be dangerous bro. But stacked ass does sound like something I need to tackle.

by Leland Bruce January 24, 2023

Magenta Skye

The force behind this being is so powerful that it cannot be explained to normal man. Harness it and you will be rewarded with all of the women in the land of plenty. Breasts that hang so low await you. Vaginas dripping with life. Do you want this power? Can it be used for anything else? What is there left to be said that hasn’t been? 30 days and 30 nights. That’s what you must ask yourself. Am I worthy?

John: I went for Magenta Skye and lost my way

Greg: what happened?

John: she was tight and toned but Magenta Skye came down from above and told me my time was through.

by Leland Bruce January 24, 2023

Throb Johnson

Nickname for the 36th President of the United States. He received this nickname after his wife revealed his high sex drive and constantly throbbing penis. She was quoted saying he had to be drained 5-7 times a day. Orally and vaginally.

Dean: What’s up with Brenda?

Charlie: She can’t handle me. I’m just like Throb Johnson. Always needing a suck.

Dean: Damn man.

by Leland Bruce January 24, 2023

Slutty Jeremy

The friend you know that lays pipe and never pulls out because he’s so horny and such a slut.

Brad: Dude I think I might do it tonight.

Kyle: Do what?

Brad: Act like a total Slutty Jeremy. I’ve been jonesing for a creampie.

Kyle: Gnarly!

by Leland Bruce January 24, 2023

naked smack down

Naked smack down (noun-verb) usually occurs when one of the guys in your group decides to get completely naked when you and the fellas are together hanging out. Most times a slap will be thrown by the naked man at and/or towards a fully clothed member of the party. This prompts that member of the friend group to also get completely naked and so on and so forth. This practice is extremely dangerous and will usually result in many palm sized welts on your butt and back. Naked smack down are completely unannounced so always be on the look out for the most liable member of your friend group.

Terry: Hey what happened at Tommy’s the other night? I heard someone ended up in the hospital.

Larry: Yeah Brett decided to start naked smack down and Ray got caught in the eye by Harry’s testicles when he was trying to choke slam Dylan.

Terry: Gnarly! Ray’s wife is gonna be pissed!

by Leland Bruce January 29, 2023

Carty Field Linebacker

Lives in the trees. Comes down to make
plays and deliver big, violent hits that
have left many children in wheelchairs.
Problem is he's a linebacker…and this is
a baseball field. What's the resolution?

Son: hey dad can we take batting
practice down at Carty Field?

Father: Do you like being able to walk?
The Carty Field Linebacker would eat
you alive.

by Leland Bruce January 30, 2023