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The subreddit that all the incels flocked to after their own subreddit was closed down for being too toxic EVEN FOR REDDIT.

TOO TOXIC for REDDIT. That's a fucking achievement.
I'm an incel who is forever alone waaa
by Lefty Power 123 December 04, 2019

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A word an incel uses to describe someone that gets regular sex, or has no problem getting laid at clubs, or is in a happy relationship with a significant other. Usually used bitterly by 20+ year old virgins, whose friends (if they have any) all have significant others. Also often used in various incel societies (such as the ForeverAlone subreddit).

Since they are incels, they believe they cannot get laid for the life of them, meanwhile everyone they know or see seems to be in a relationship, so incels often have the "Me vs. Normies (the world)" mentality.
26-year-old kissless virgin: Ugh I hate going to the store. I have to witness all the normies kissing their significant others.
28-year-old kissless virgin: All my 2 friends are normies and they don't understand how hard it is to be a kissless virgin at my age and they'll never understand cuz they're normies!
by Lefty Power 123 February 23, 2018

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Let's face it. Anyone over the age of 12 who says this is just doing so to take the piss out of anyone younger than 12 who says it.
(20 year old peer reviews a mate's coursework due in the next morning.)
Mate: But... all you've done is the title! Where's the rest of it??
Student: Uhh...
Mate: That's all you've done isn't it? Wow... Gr8 m8 i r8 8/8
Student: Did you just say that thing 12 year olds on X-box live say?
Mate: Yeah, cuz my 12-year-old cousin says it all the time, which is why I said it in his voice. Also you're royally fucked, mate. That coursework took me 150 hours.
by Lefty Power 123 March 28, 2017

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People who take pictures of themselves smoking a cigarette and posting it on social media with the sole intent of trying to look badass. Typical comment chains of smoke selfies play out like this:

Friend: What's that in your hand?
Uploader: A cigarette. I'm so frickin' badass.
Friend: Naughty naughty does your mother know?
Joe has uploaded yet another smoke selfie. That's his 5th one this week!
by Lefty Power 123 March 29, 2016

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When you're doing an activity (such as packing, moving or redecorating) that involves many bags, boxes, and stuff being stacked precariously on top of each other, or an overloaded case that is top-heavy and unstable. After some battling with the cases, boxes, bags etc., it appears to finally be stable, so you leave it. As SOON as you move away from it, you see and/or hear the contents or the whole container ever so slowly slipping. And you have about 5 seconds to grab it before EVERYTHING comes crashing down. The part where you slowly hear it slipping little by little is the slipsies.

Added bonus when you do catch it, get it stable again, and then you hear the slipsies occuring AGAIN.
Puff pant, phew I can't believe I managed to get 35 items into that one bag! Time for a fat one. (Looks away for 1 second, hears a slow rustling, looks back and sees the bag starting to deform more and more on one side).
FUCKIN' SLIPSIES AGAIN!!!
(CRASH)
by Lefty Power 123 March 24, 2017

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The short-lived bout of flu-like side effects some people get shortly after having the AstraZeneca COVID-19 vaccine.

Symptoms include a fever (of up to 102 degrees), feeling ill, chills, muscle aches, headaches... basically all the flu symptoms. In addition, you may get a raised lump at the jab site. Thankfully, they typically resolve fully within 48 hours, and are a sign your immune system is responding to the vaccine.
"Getting actual COVID-19 is a lot worse than AstraZeneca-itis, so do not skip out on the jab if you're offered it!"
by Lefty Power 123 March 24, 2021

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A heavily-distorted unknown song, thought to originate from the 90s, that is supposedly recorded from a heavily damaged cassette tape. The origins are totally unknown, and are possibly just a recording of a local band jamming. The sound is far too distorted to make out any lyrics. The highly distorted sound, frequent glitches and mystery around the song make listening to the recording an incredibly creepy and unpleasant experience.
The Most Mysterious Song on the Internet: I am the most mysterious song on the Internet!
Lostwave August 2019: Am I a joke to you?
by Lefty Power 123 March 11, 2021

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