Clockman 

A piece of missing media you consumed when you were very young, was extremely memorable and has left a lasting impression on you, but you cannot find it now no matter how much googling and asking people you do. You've tried for literally years and years, if not decades, to find this media, but you've not been able to find it at all.

The name of this phenomenon is inspired from one of the most high-profile searches for lost media throughout many years in the 2010s, when a man on a forum posted that for 28 years, he'd been looking for a short film, the "Clockman", he'd seen when he was 4 that he found to be extremely scary but had never been able to find or see again since. The search for the Clockman film gained traction and soon had hundreds, if not thousands, searching for it. After many years of searching and hundreds of dead leads, the film was finally found in late 2017.

"This story of two kids going really far underground I read when I was 5... I've never forgotten it, I've been looking for it for 20 years, I've never found it. It's my Clockman.

Clockman by Lefty Power 123 May 21, 2021

Cululla Clockman 

Cululla Clockman is a famous basketball player from the lands of HERE. Cululla likes pickles.
Like Yan Bu, Cululla is not her real name. The name "Cululla Clockman" comes from my mother's pronunciation of Maculay Culkin.

On December 21 2004, Cululla Clockman dropped a pickle on the floor in the bathroom.

Cululla Clockman by Richard. January 16, 2005

cockmanship

n. A man's ability to master his cock. Analagous to swordsmanship in fencing.

That bitch was cumming so hard her spirit almost left her body, thanks to my masterful cockmanship.

cockmanship by Jockeys December 4, 2003

Funny Clock Man 

A name referring to Sergey Taboritsky, a nazi Russian Monarchist within the mod The New Order: Last Days of Europe for the video game Hearts of Iron 4.

Person 1: What's Funny Clock Man's ideology anyways?
Person 2: Burgsys

Funny Clock Man by Tsar Dudebro II January 5, 2023

Cockmane 

The pubic hair that accumulates around the shaft of the penis after long periods of vaginal dominance. The hair forms a ring of hair that resembles a lion's mane.

Student 1: "Dude I have been finding all sorts of chicks to bang! I am even growing a cockmane!"
Student 2: Thanks for the visual...

Cockmane by Humble Beginnings April 2, 2009

cockmance 

a cockmance is the gayest level of non-gayness possible, without actually being homosexual for a straight man. It is the next step after a bromance.

"yo man, you and your friend say a lot of pretty gay sounding shit to each other every now and then, whats up with that?"
response- "nah its cool, we're not gay. we just got a mean cockmance goin on"

cockmance by panopticon123 May 9, 2010

Cockman Aidan 

Massive throbbing erection so fucking yummy oh man his cock tastes like Patricia’s pussy

the Man with three legs is Cockman aidan his cock is fucking fantastic

Cockman Aidan by Penismancockdure April 1, 2019