Lefty's definitions

lefty

one who masturbates with their left hand, especially if they are right handed while doing everything else

"dude i masturbate with my left hand"
"i thot u were right handed"
"well for jackin it, im a lefty..so u can call me lefty"

by lefty September 12, 2004

SPH

Strategically Placed Hole - used by plushophiles to simulate an entry point for sex in a plushie. Also works for fursuits.

"I made a great SPH in my Barney plushie!"

by Lefty January 24, 2005

town drunk

The man or woman most known in your particular municipality for drinking. Normally homeless, normally seen drunk (even in the daytime).

The hobo with a bottle in his hand in your public square right now!

by Lefty May 4, 2005