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walking wallet

(noun) A spouse or significant other whose only role is that of financial support. Generally, said walking wallet often remains in the relationship for want of sex. The walking wallet is normally the antithesis of the golddigger or its male equivalent.
After he became married to Susan and fathered kids, she cut off the sex and closeness, and John became the walking wallet.
by Lefty September 11, 2005
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Lynch

To execute without due process of law, especially to hang, as by a mob.
We were going to lynch Mr. Clyde because he didn't have a new shipment of potatoes last sundee.
by Lefty June 30, 2003
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o'er

Ma hut is o'er dem der hills
by Lefty December 1, 2004
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SPH

Strategically Placed Hole - used by plushophiles to simulate an entry point for sex in a plushie. Also works for fursuits.
"I made a great SPH in my Barney plushie!"
by Lefty January 24, 2005
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weather porn

(noun) Footage of severe weather causing damage or incredible phenomena, which are enjoyable and gratifying to the viewers. Weather porn is a common product of storm chasers and news stations. Tornadoes are by far the most common subject of weather porn, but hurricanes, thunderstorms and flooding events can produce effective weather porn. Some weather porn may involve no damage, such as a view of the storm itself. In this context, a good money shot is a closeup of the storm doing damage.

Weather-related video clips that include title/keywords such as "Incredible," "Amazing," "Deadly" and other superlatives are often a good marker of weather porn.
The Super Outbreak of 2011 seemed to result in a similar outbreak of weather porn!
by Lefty September 25, 2013
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weenus

1. A combination of wiener and penis , 2. A combination of wiener and anus, 3. A combination of Weezer and penis or anus.
by Lefty March 3, 2003
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lubberly

When something is especially lovely
Used mostly on the internet.
I had a lubberly time with Mary last night!
by Lefty December 20, 2004
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