Definitions by Left Wing Fascist

Go Squirt Someone Else's Carpet!

What you tell a complaining Karen acting like a chihuahua peeing angrily in front of you.

"You got what you paid for, go squirt someone else's carpet!" as said by the comedian Fromunda.

Go Squirt Someone Else's Carpet! by Left Wing Fascist January 7, 2026

Wheel Of Pussy 

Each woman a mystery puzzle and men spin the Wheel Of Pussy hoping to land on a relationship trait he will like if he can use his intellect to solve her puzzle. Or he can just never score like an incel or lose everything like a Chad who couldn't beat the other Chads.

Next on the Wheel Of Pussy! Clue: the reason why you always end up losing at the casino: TH* H**S* ALWA*S W**S

Wheel Of Pussy by Left Wing Fascist May 8, 2023

Casino Of Pussy 

Simps roll the dice win win sometimes but they never cash out and walk away. Instead they lose back all their money, time and lives to manipulator queens and they never get that pussy again. The house ALWAYS wins.

Mayn I scored BIG TIME at the casino of pussy! But now I gotta do all this shit for her and she don't put out.

Casino Of Pussy by Left Wing Fascist May 8, 2023

Hamster Wheel Of Pussy 

The cardio of choice of pigeon simps. They're on it all day, every day, wasting their time, money and lives for mediocre pussy they usually never get. No wonder they're so skinny.

I was on the hamster wheel of pussy till I let a tranny suck me off and learned we're all a little bi and now I like to fuck women who beg for my dick when it's not dominating some big muscled submissive dudes like Buck Angel.

Hamster Wheel Of Pussy by Left Wing Fascist May 8, 2023

Predator Mode 

When you're willing to fuck anything. Not simping, just scoring some prey, no matter how dead it smells.

"The man that lives to ejaculate? He's in a predator mode, he's looking for the weaknesses of that woman, a woman that's lonely, her vagina is cold, she layin in bed at night playin with her toys, or she's got a man beside her, he's a good provider, but he's not hittin the walls or workin the middle like that dawg that she's havin that sneaky sex with." - Alexyss K Tylor Penis Power (youtube WAwLYJYsa0A)

Predator Mode by Left Wing Fascist May 8, 2023

The Shrimp Plate From Long John Silver's 

A cheap meal a Chad buys for Stacy or Becky when he wants PAM (Pussy Asshole Mouth).

"He can't even buy you the shrimp plate from Long John Silver's. And what that plate cost, $2.99? But he can give you a mouth full of sperm or a rectum full of sperm." Alexyss K Tylor

The Shrimp Plate From Long John Silver's by Left Wing Fascist May 8, 2023

Pigeon Simp 

Pigeon simps are even dumber than regular simps. They are on the pussy to prison pipeline and don't even know it. Pigeon simps are manipulated by queens to commit crimes and even murder. All in the hopes of getting their dicks wet Pigeon simps hang out at bus stops, convenience stores and other NPC public places acting tough, talking shit, trying to intimidate other pigeon simps by bragging about all their bitches, hos, pussy they don't get, getting into fights with other pigeon simps, going to jail with other pigeon simps. Pigeon simps are used by gangs to do low level pawn things they will get arrested for. Chad simps are one step up in the pussy casino, but the house always wins.

Mayn, dat nigga called me a pigeon simp cause i did time for pussy. What the fuck is a pigeon simp?

Pigeon Simp by Left Wing Fascist May 7, 2023