Left Wing Fascist's definitions

Hypergamist Queen

Marries up not down, but uses simps for money & attention or to hit the walls and work the middle, even after marriage. Does not love or sees men as equals but as a sex toy, a badge, a title, a cloak or a means to an end.

Why, yeth Maam, my big bootied hypergamist queen, i WILL cashapp you and pray you give me some pussy and not slam the door on my dick and say SIKE!

by Left Wing Fascist May 2, 2023

Hypergamist King

Marries up not down, but uses women for sex & attention or to have additional children, even after marriage. Does not love or sees women as equals but as a sex toy, a badge, a title, a cloak or a means to an end.

Why yes sir, my hypergamist king, i WILL give you some PAM (pussy asshole and mouth) and hope that you WILL love me and divorce her!

by Left Wing Fascist May 2, 2023

Dan

DAN stands for Dick And Nuts. The male version of PAM (Pussy Asshole and Mouth) The kind of simp that's used for sex not just money and attention. A man who's good for one thing, hitting the walls and working the middle. But not marriage material.

Pam and Dan had a lot in common, but they came and they went.

by Left Wing Fascist May 2, 2023

PAM

Pussy Asshole and Mouth. A woman who let's men play that stupid role to bust her pussy hole, let's men talk real sweet to bust her booty meat. A woman who picks men who laugh and giggle and act like they mind is dead to get her to bust nuts out they head.

"Oh, your name is Glenda, but when you're with him, your name is PAM. Yes it is, ain't it! Ain't yo name Pam bitch! Pee Aye Emm, your name is Pam, Pam I am! green eggs and ham! Dick suckin and jam! That's what it is, Pussy Asshole and Mouth! That's what you is! A PAM! You is a PAM bitch! You is a damn sex toy dummy, for this nigga! Yes you is! Yes you is! That's what you is!" - Alexyss K Tylor, from "Wake Up Bitch 2012" on youtube.

by Left Wing Fascist May 2, 2023

Alexyss K Tylor

The Queen of Vagina Power. The Empress of Penis Power. The OG Goddess of spiritual sexuality and empowerment entertainment on youtube. Unintentionally funny, an artiste provocateur, the daughter of musician Jackie Wilson, Miss Alexyss first went on local public access cable TV in Atlanta to tell viewers about her rough early life to help men AND women heal their issues and free their minds and bodies from sexual ignorance and manipulation. She's LSD without the hangover, but she's even funnier when you're ON it.

A Lexus will ever be worth as much as Alexyss K Tylor.

by Left Wing Fascist May 2, 2023

Pussy To Prison Pipeline

The path all simps eventually take when they are desperate, broke, stupid and horny enough to be manipulated by queens into fighting somebody or committing crimes for pussy they never get. Beating up an ex, a side piece, stealing cars to take her places, robbing Luis Vuitton to put clothes on her, stealing another simp's loot, running scams, drugs, whatever hustle it takes to stay on her hamster wheel of pussy.

Yo I'm doing time for dat bitch! She's my queen! Ima hit that ass when I get out tho! The pussy to prison pipeline is a round trip ticket bruh!

by Left Wing Fascist May 7, 2023

Pigeon Simp

Pigeon simps are even dumber than regular simps. They are on the pussy to prison pipeline and don't even know it. Pigeon simps are manipulated by queens to commit crimes and even murder. All in the hopes of getting their dicks wet Pigeon simps hang out at bus stops, convenience stores and other NPC public places acting tough, talking shit, trying to intimidate other pigeon simps by bragging about all their bitches, hos, pussy they don't get, getting into fights with other pigeon simps, going to jail with other pigeon simps. Pigeon simps are used by gangs to do low level pawn things they will get arrested for. Chad simps are one step up in the pussy casino, but the house always wins.

Mayn, dat nigga called me a pigeon simp cause i did time for pussy. What the fuck is a pigeon simp?

by Left Wing Fascist May 7, 2023