Definitions by Lee Farmie
Grasmere Thunderbolt
The business meeting was suspended for several minutes after Timothy involuntarily dropped a Grasmere Thunderbolt.
Grasmere Thunderbolt by Lee Farmie October 15, 2004
Toilet hugging
Almost complete incapacitation due to excessive alcohol consumption. A toilet-hugger is likely to wake up in the morning on the lavatory floor with a raging hangover.
Digby was left toilet-hugging drunk having had one pint of Strongbow too many at the golf club on Saturday night.
Toilet hugging by Lee Farmie October 15, 2004
blazer
An official of any small amateur or semi-professional football (soccer) club in the UK. They are often, but not exclusively, elderly, haughty and completely out of touch with the club's supporters.
They drink free tea and cakes before, at half-time and after the game, they NEVER pay to watch the game and always receive a free programme or matchday magazine. They almost invariably wear a white shirt, a club tie and, of course, a blazer: a dark jacket often bearing the club's crest on the breast pocket.
They tend to be held in low esteem by supporters and "blazer" should be considered a derogatory term.
They drink free tea and cakes before, at half-time and after the game, they NEVER pay to watch the game and always receive a free programme or matchday magazine. They almost invariably wear a white shirt, a club tie and, of course, a blazer: a dark jacket often bearing the club's crest on the breast pocket.
They tend to be held in low esteem by supporters and "blazer" should be considered a derogatory term.
As Vice Chairman, Clive felt he was an important and respected figure at the club. The fans just sniggered at the pompous old blazer.
blazer by Lee Farmie October 15, 2004
greasy spoon
A cheap snack bar or cafeteria serving inexpensive cholesterol-heavy food to the working classes.
A full English fry up, sickly ketchup, astringent malt vinegar and a mug of boiling hot tea all sitting on a cracked formica table. Bloody marvellous!
A full English fry up, sickly ketchup, astringent malt vinegar and a mug of boiling hot tea all sitting on a cracked formica table. Bloody marvellous!
greasy spoon by Lee Farmie October 15, 2004
glaswegian kiss
A head butt. Where one person violently smashes his or her forehead into the face of another normally resulting the latter's discomfort and/or severe facial injury.
glaswegian kiss by Lee Farmie October 15, 2004
stuffed shirt
Although Hayden gave the impression of being a sophisticated man about town, he was in fact a complete stuffed shirt.
stuffed shirt by Lee Farmie October 15, 2004
bruno's arm
A stool rendered unflushable by its sheer enormity. Named after fomer British heavyweight boxer, Frank Bruno.
Angela quickly moved on to the next lavatory having been horrified by the sight of bruno's arm in the first.
bruno's arm by Lee Farmie October 15, 2004