LeX's definitions

D-bager

someone from darien, connecticut who sucks. they are ussually preppy jocks who wear north face.
comes from d-bag

"I was hanging out at the dunkin donuts in darien but i bounced when all these d-bagers came in their damn BMWs and started pissin me off."

by lex November 24, 2003

Fuck for glory

A method used to allow for conjugal relations with a butter face by first covering her/his face with an American flag (AKA Old Glory)

Dude 1: Did you see the trim?
Dude 2: Sure enough bro, but‘er face…brown bag?
Dude 1: Naw bro! Just cover it with a flag and fuck for glory!
Dude 2: Bro, you are such a patriot!
Dude 1: I always vote bush!
Dude 2: You know bush is the new shaved?
Dude 1: Whoah! Did you see the trim duder?

by Lex March 17, 2005

belberanzo

A well-feathered little cornpopper of a zinger of the opposite sax.

Zounds! Zowee! Xaaaaaaaaaaaa!

by lex March 4, 2005

batfuck crazy

Sufficiently mentally unstable to attempt intercourse with a bat.

Dan Quayle is an ass clown, but his wife is batfuck crazy.

by lex November 24, 2004

SLB

Function: abbreviation
Etymology: Slacker, Loser, Bed-wetter; 1) A person who shirks their duties or performs them poorly; 2) An especially inept airman in the 5th Combat Communications Group

I don’t want him in my flight; the SLB will get one of us killed!

by Lex February 1, 2005

Dur Minor

1. a musical key in which many syllables in a song are replaced by dur or ur

...Hey Durd, Durn't make it burd. Turk a Sad surng and make it burrter

by Lex February 17, 2005

baseball

Bat-and-ball game originating in Britain, where it is called “Rounders” and is principally played by schoolgirls.
At any given time it involves one pitching-&-fielding team, who must dismiss the batsmen by throwing the ball past them to a catcher, and one batting team who must strike the ball in such away as to enable them to run between the “plates” or “bases” and so amass points.

Apparently also played by grown men, in the Colonies.

Q : Will you be watching the baseball?
A : What, rounders? My good man, watching schoolgirls is *illegal* in my country.

by lex November 25, 2004