Lazarus Ciccone's definitions

Scarlem

Slang definition of the Scarborough section of eastern Toronto, a racially mixed, lower to middle class wasteland of houses, bland apartment buildings and strip malls, some of which contain massage parlors. Regular sights include police cruisers driving at high speed with sirens going, kids chillin' on street corners, white women pushing strollers containing black toddlers, and several fast-food joints. Also commonly known as "Scarberia".

"Yo fuck dat D, I be chillin in Rexdale - I ain't drivin' yo punk ass 'cross town to Scarlem"

by Lazarus Ciccone April 17, 2004

toronto raptors

Canada's lone NBA team. Not always a success on the court, but always a fiasco off of it. Has some of the best fans in sports, but often is disrespected by both American and Canadian media members who couldn't find their ass with both hands. Finally rid themselves of the cancer known as Vince Carter. God's basketball team along with Syracuse.

"The Toronto Raptors are going to be contenders for the next decade. Book it."

"People who disrespect the Toronto Raptors know nothing. They are either out-of-the-loop Americans or clueless Canadians who love hockey so much they have wet dreams about Pierre McGuire."

by Lazarus Ciccone January 4, 2005

What's Poppin?

Ebonic form of "Hello, how are you?", "What is new?", or "What's up?"

Person A: "What's Poppin dawg?"

Person B: "Nuttin, just watching the Country Music Awards and hockey."

by Lazarus Ciccone December 20, 2004

FOX

American television network. The face of evil in modern media. Introduced the world to trash TV two decades ago with such pointless crap as "The Morton Downey Jr. Show" and have continued the trend with such recent entries as "Who's Your Daddy?" and "The Swan."

Despite this, news division and all-news cable channel are so rabidly pro right-wing you almost expect nazi propaganda films to play after midnight. Often decries "immoral" activities and supports war on the grounds of "fighting the forces of evil."

"Fox sucks. The only thing I watch on it is football."

"Maybe Rupert Murdoch is the anti-Christ"

by Lazarus Ciccone January 10, 2005

Black Belt

Much like the brown belt (fucking ass for the first time) or the yellow belt (partaking in watersports for the first time, the Black belt is an honour bestowed upon you after copulating with a black person for the first time.

(white male) "Gosh Trent, I got my black belt last night with that hot black girl Laquanda. It was super-awesome."

(white female) "Hey Amanda - I got my black belt yesterday when Dontarrious came over after school. I really want to stick it to my Republican golf-playing father."

by Lazarus Ciccone December 21, 2004

jungle fever

Inter-racial relationship, which in North America usually involves a black male and white female.

"JaVon's got jungle fever, yo! Boy told me he was at some white girls house backshottin' her on her parents bed - then he wipe his dick on her Pops' Armani suit"

by Lazarus Ciccone April 18, 2004

Krzyzewski

Surname (first name Mike) of the coach of Duke University's men's basketball team, a vile program that has brought the world the likes of Christian Laettner and Shane Battier. Pronounced Sha-sheff-ski, although spelled in the matter it is for reasons known only to few. Can also be used to describe suddenly fainting.

1. "When Laettner hit that shot in '92, Thomas Hill started crying on the bench like a bitch, as if Krzyzewski had just sodomized him."

2. "Blimmer fainted when K-Lo applied the auto-erotic asphixiatory hold. Fat fuck pulled a Krzyzewski."

by Lazarus Ciccone February 10, 2005