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A horizontally challenged bus that people have become accustomed to watching pick up developmentally challenged children and adults. Cleverly worked into an insult when someone does something stupid.
"What the hell are you doing pissing on my rug? I didn't see a short bus outside"
"The short bus picks up my neighbour's kid every morning. He looks like that banjo boy from 'Deliverance.' In other news, I have a first-class ticket to hell."
"The short bus picks up my neighbour's kid every morning. He looks like that banjo boy from 'Deliverance.' In other news, I have a first-class ticket to hell."
by Lazarus Ciccone December 27, 2004
Get the Short bus mug.Slang definition of the Scarborough section of eastern Toronto, a racially mixed, lower to middle class wasteland of houses, bland apartment buildings and strip malls, some of which contain massage parlors. Regular sights include police cruisers driving at high speed with sirens going, kids chillin' on street corners, white women pushing strollers containing black toddlers, and several fast-food joints. Also commonly known as "Scarberia".
by Lazarus Ciccone April 17, 2004
Get the Scarlem mug.A soft, sheltered young man who teased everyone with his athletic ability a few years ago but then quickly rested on his laurels. Later betrayed the fans of Toronto who supported him despite his softness by asking for a trade.
"You don't need to go to the hospital for a paper cut. Stop being a Vince Carter."
"I hope Vince Carter gets traded to New York where the fans and media will eat him alive."
"I hope Vince Carter gets traded to New York where the fans and media will eat him alive."
by Lazarus Ciccone December 10, 2004
Get the Vince Carter mug.Canadian 24-hour sports channel which debuted in 1984. Percentage of it was purchased by ESPN in 1995 after the Canadian government, in their protectionist infinite wisdom, revoked the American network's entry into the Canadian TV market. (After all, everyone knows the biggest cultural threat to Canada is the NCAA). Gradually since, all graphics, logos and names have been styled in the ESPN format - i.e. "Sportscentre" with Canadian spelling. The essential result is a network which devotes 90% of its time to hockey and curling while using exciting teases and graphics. Only notable upside is simulcasting of some ESPN programming.
I could tell you some salacious stories about what has gone on behind the scenes at TSN in recent years, but I won't.
by Lazarus Ciccone January 13, 2006
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Get the quiver mug.A clueless lemming who compares their favourite team, hockey's Toronto Maple Leafs to baseball's New York Yankees in terms of tradition and excellence. One major discrepancy however, is the fact the Yankees have won something in the past four decades.
The average Leaf fan is a middle-aged white person who keeps showing up ready to hand over their money year after year despite notoriously cheap ownership. Regardless, their annual optism about getting "The Cup" is a fascinating study in blind stupidity.
The average Leaf fan is a middle-aged white person who keeps showing up ready to hand over their money year after year despite notoriously cheap ownership. Regardless, their annual optism about getting "The Cup" is a fascinating study in blind stupidity.
by Lazarus Ciccone December 22, 2004
Get the Leaf fan mug.Description of a party/club/event that was hype, dope, phat or sick. Also can describe a bass line or actions to it.
1. "Yo that party was bumpin'"
2. "I don't dance at clubs. Only girls and guys with big gay bones do that. I just chill on the edge of the dance floor, bumpin'."
3. "Giovanni got a new subwoofer in his IROC. You can hear it bumpin' from a block away."
2. "I don't dance at clubs. Only girls and guys with big gay bones do that. I just chill on the edge of the dance floor, bumpin'."
3. "Giovanni got a new subwoofer in his IROC. You can hear it bumpin' from a block away."
by Lazarus Ciccone January 11, 2005
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