Lazarus Ciccone's definitions
A clueless lemming who compares their favourite team, hockey's Toronto Maple Leafs to baseball's New York Yankees in terms of tradition and excellence. One major discrepancy however, is the fact the Yankees have won something in the past four decades.
The average Leaf fan is a middle-aged white person who keeps showing up ready to hand over their money year after year despite notoriously cheap ownership. Regardless, their annual optism about getting "The Cup" is a fascinating study in blind stupidity.
The average Leaf fan is a middle-aged white person who keeps showing up ready to hand over their money year after year despite notoriously cheap ownership. Regardless, their annual optism about getting "The Cup" is a fascinating study in blind stupidity.
by Lazarus Ciccone December 22, 2004
Get the Leaf fanmug. 1. An ugly, moronically designed Ford product introduced in the '70s which was prone to explosions (and killed a few people) thanks to the gas tank being positioned directly behind the back bumper.
2. A Brazillian term for "small cock".
2. A Brazillian term for "small cock".
1. "Tony's Pinto got rear-ended dude - it was engulfed in flames within two minutes"
2. "I heard Rivaldo had a pinto, so I fucked his wife over and over again until she looked like she was seeing God"
2. "I heard Rivaldo had a pinto, so I fucked his wife over and over again until she looked like she was seeing God"
by Lazarus Ciccone April 18, 2004
Get the pintomug. Slang definition of the Scarborough section of eastern Toronto, a racially mixed, lower to middle class wasteland of houses, bland apartment buildings and strip malls, some of which contain massage parlors. Regular sights include police cruisers driving at high speed with sirens going, kids chillin' on street corners, white women pushing strollers containing black toddlers, and several fast-food joints. Also commonly known as "Scarberia".
by Lazarus Ciccone April 17, 2004
Get the Scarlemmug. Surname (first name Mike) of the coach of Duke University's men's basketball team, a vile program that has brought the world the likes of Christian Laettner and Shane Battier. Pronounced Sha-sheff-ski, although spelled in the matter it is for reasons known only to few. Can also be used to describe suddenly fainting.
1. "When Laettner hit that shot in '92, Thomas Hill started crying on the bench like a bitch, as if Krzyzewski had just sodomized him."
2. "Blimmer fainted when K-Lo applied the auto-erotic asphixiatory hold. Fat fuck pulled a Krzyzewski."
2. "Blimmer fainted when K-Lo applied the auto-erotic asphixiatory hold. Fat fuck pulled a Krzyzewski."
by Lazarus Ciccone February 10, 2005
Get the Krzyzewskimug. by Lazarus Ciccone December 22, 2004
Get the Syracusemug. Phrase describing if a girl is sexually active or not, often in reference to teenaged girls. The use of "pole" comes from the likeness of a male penis to a pole, hence, if a girl is on a pole, she'd be sexually active.
"I think it's pretty clear at this point that Sarah Palin's daughter is on the pole."
"You'd better stop letting your daughter dress like Britney Spears or she'll be on the pole before you can say the words R. Kelly."
"You'd better stop letting your daughter dress like Britney Spears or she'll be on the pole before you can say the words R. Kelly."
by Lazarus Ciccone October 20, 2008
Get the On The Polemug. One of the most overrated cities on the planet. A great city mind you, although nowhere near the "world-class" level some put it at. What makes it great is the fact you can walk three blocks and go through just about every ethnic community in the world. What makes it weak is it's tree-fucking city council who refuses to build new freeways despite unending gridlock and the stark reality that humans will never abandon their cars. Also claims it is very safe (although more of a pious Canadian mindset than a Toronto one) despite weekly gunplay.
by Lazarus Ciccone December 12, 2004
Get the Torontomug.