One of the most overrated cities on the planet. A great city mind you, although nowhere near the "world-class" level some put it at. What makes it great is the fact you can walk three blocks and go through just about every ethnic community in the world. What makes it weak is it's tree-fucking city council who refuses to build new freeways despite unending gridlock and the stark reality that humans will never abandon their cars. Also claims it is very safe (although more of a pious Canadian mindset than a Toronto one) despite weekly gunplay.
by Lazarus Ciccone December 12, 2004
Get the Torontomug. A horizontally challenged bus that people have become accustomed to watching pick up developmentally challenged children and adults. Cleverly worked into an insult when someone does something stupid.
"What the hell are you doing pissing on my rug? I didn't see a short bus outside"
"The short bus picks up my neighbour's kid every morning. He looks like that banjo boy from 'Deliverance.' In other news, I have a first-class ticket to hell."
"The short bus picks up my neighbour's kid every morning. He looks like that banjo boy from 'Deliverance.' In other news, I have a first-class ticket to hell."
by Lazarus Ciccone December 27, 2004
Get the Short busmug. A semi-useful social networking site that's a decent way of reaching certain people and tracking down acquaintances you don't talk to very often. Also valuable if you enjoy reading people's status updates, such as important breaking news like "Arthur is at home" and "Serena can't wait for the weekend."
Jimmy is having marginal success with using Facebook to fuck chicks
I'm still getting friend requests from high school acquaintances on Facebook. That site is so 2007.
I'm still getting friend requests from high school acquaintances on Facebook. That site is so 2007.
by Lazarus Ciccone August 20, 2008
Get the Facebookmug. A soft, sheltered young man who teased everyone with his athletic ability a few years ago but then quickly rested on his laurels. Later betrayed the fans of Toronto who supported him despite his softness by asking for a trade.
"You don't need to go to the hospital for a paper cut. Stop being a Vince Carter."
"I hope Vince Carter gets traded to New York where the fans and media will eat him alive."
"I hope Vince Carter gets traded to New York where the fans and media will eat him alive."
by Lazarus Ciccone December 10, 2004
Get the Vince Cartermug. Much like the brown belt (fucking ass for the first time) or the yellow belt (partaking in watersports for the first time, the Black belt is an honour bestowed upon you after copulating with a black person for the first time.
(white male) "Gosh Trent, I got my black belt last night with that hot black girl Laquanda. It was super-awesome."
(white female) "Hey Amanda - I got my black belt yesterday when Dontarrious came over after school. I really want to stick it to my Republican golf-playing father."
(white female) "Hey Amanda - I got my black belt yesterday when Dontarrious came over after school. I really want to stick it to my Republican golf-playing father."
by Lazarus Ciccone December 21, 2004
Get the Black Beltmug. When the tables are voluntarily turned on heterosexual anal intercourse and the female servicee becomes the servicer for the man. Because most women don't have penises, a strap-on dildo is necessary.
1.
Man: "I really feel like getting fucked in the ass today, but I don't dig that whole gay lifestyle"
Woman: "Okay honey, then I'll strap on L'il Pearl and we'll do some pegging then"
2.
Dutchy: "Jude's wife fucked him in the ass with a dildo! She pegged him! He's gonna take his wife's maiden name!"
Man: "I really feel like getting fucked in the ass today, but I don't dig that whole gay lifestyle"
Woman: "Okay honey, then I'll strap on L'il Pearl and we'll do some pegging then"
2.
Dutchy: "Jude's wife fucked him in the ass with a dildo! She pegged him! He's gonna take his wife's maiden name!"
by Lazarus Ciccone November 03, 2006
Get the peggingmug. In the office I work at there's a black guy who walks around seemingly doing nothing except carrying papers and mackin' on white girls. I asked my friend what he did and he didn't know so we determined his job was Chief Executive Officer of fucking white women.
by Lazarus Ciccone December 10, 2004
Get the CEOmug.